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How do you piss off a crowd? |
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Easy, play aphex twin to them |
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Unless it's a crowd with taste |
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If so, then play Kid rock to them (That shit would piss me off) |
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* people appreciate aphex twin * :) we certainly do! yee-haw! what should an act do? when they're up on stage, what pisses you off the most? questions? an answer? what? |
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Play Ventolin very loudly |
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how do you piss off a crowd? its easy download my song "sergels torg love" on mp3.com/widescreenfromhell and you will piss them off! |
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get on the mic... and give bragging rights to how much the crowd sucks at listening to "1/2 way decent music".... say that "aphex twin owns your ass bitch" ... & then play Ventolin? |
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dont piss them off.... |
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playing ventolin very loudly would piss off anyone, even a diehard aphex fan |
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* didn't say i was going to... but merely asked "how to"... hehe :) d-hex: come to my show up in OMAHA! Pretty pretty please! |
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If you have a very goodlooking girlfriend... wear really ugly clothes, nerdlike, and walk around and look just stupid, while passing the crowd together with her. They wont like u. |
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Play 'The Bends' by Mr Bungle |
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ouch!!!!!! ........ i can feel the pain in my ears allready!!! |
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hehehe... they're are stupid fuck heads at my school... who have the attitude that goes a little something like this... hehe.. I'll quote them: "who cares if they're good........as long as they look cool and rock it..........bass goes thud,thud,thud.........not much talent needed in that.........fuck musicians." hah. it's all about "image" to this fuckhead. god dammit |
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REALLY BRIGHT LIGHTS!!!!!!!!! |
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quoth, id love to go but i must attend school until may 5th,,,,,but if you play this summer i can assure you i will definately be there, thatd be a total blast. on a side note, how can the audience piss of a band? Fucking smashmouth is coming to my college. They are playing on a practice football field that is right next to my apartment, so that means i get to watch without paying! What can i do to ruin the show??? HOWOWOWOWOHAHAHAHEHEH!!!! Im such a terrorist!!!! |
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throw stuff at them |
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its a little too far away for that. |
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hehehe.. get a nice pneumatic paint ball gun & shoot the fuck out of the band! :) don't say that I helped you with this plan! mu-heheheheh |
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throw stuff as far as you can, so it will hit some audience members, and they will realize that they are to throw projeciles at the stage. |
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Stand on a cliff and literally piss ON them, I did that once. Stood at the top of Rock Quarry up the street from me in the woods, and I pissed on an unsuspecting druggie. I was like 11or 12. Then I ran away and threw a rock behind me as I ran, I'm pretty sure it clobbered him. He broke the cabin me and my cousin made, I HAD to piss on him and smash his head with a rock!!! |
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interesting story ophecks,,,,,,,,,its awesome their is going to be tons of people at the smashmouth concert, there are flyers posted all over school i wanna wreck this shit!!! smashmouth is such a buisiness thats why i wanna ruin it. |
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piss on them. |
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lol ophecks said it before me..... |
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distribute some bad acid. |
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bad acid, what a scene thatd be. BUT, the kids that like smashmouth geneally dont do acid. |
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Shoot them all dead, or blow them up with a bomb. Throw grenades randomly into crowds. Release a vial of anthrax. Or maybe you don't want to be quite so brutal... |
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yeah, i'm all about making people barf & shit their brains out, or getting completely mind-fucked by "bad-acid" but not killing them. quoth by quoth |
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"who cares if they're good........as long as they look cool and rock it..........bass goes thud,thud,thud.........not much talent needed in that.........fuck musicians." hah. it's all about "image" to this fuckhead. god dammit -------------- Now I REALLY want you to piss them off. God speed my friend, make them as pissed off as possible. |
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hehe... it's all about whether i get my money for playing this show on wednesday or not. fuck if i "piss" them off or not. hah. |
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.... adding to my little quote from the dumbass who said that... i think my face looks like shit. my nose is way too fucking big. i think i'm going to write a song and dedicate it to the fuck head who made music seem as if it were only for the people who looked good & rocked. |
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I think you should wip out your cack and just masturbate, thats pretty disturbing. |
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Have a bunch of strippers come on stage with RDJ's face on um, That will just confuse them |
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