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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2012-03-09 03:34 [#02430625]
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Thought i'd let you know. My personal comfort zone has been
shrinking significantly in the past. In 2 years, i won't be
able to leave my filthy beedroom anymore.
Human existence is realllyyyy fun. Tho you have needs, your
own mind is sabotaging you in fullfilling them because you
lack energy and motivation.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2012-03-09 06:57 [#02430627]
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fuck off and die you stupid cunt.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2012-03-09 07:23 [#02430629]
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hi hanal. nice to see you.


 

offline j4ck from United Kingdom on 2012-03-09 09:00 [#02430630]
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haha


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2012-03-09 09:59 [#02430632]
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I always use Extra Virgin when I make Italian.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-03-09 14:17 [#02430641]
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You'll find someone eventually. Just stay positive and keep
on meeting new people (with an aim to make good solid
friendships).


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-03-09 14:20 [#02430642]
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oops, that was to monoid


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-03-09 14:21 [#02430643]
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or was it?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2012-03-09 16:40 [#02430664]
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No, that guy has problems too.


 

offline freqy on 2012-03-09 17:36 [#02430672]
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monoid , stay healthy , cause one day you'll probably find
the partner of your dreams. and you'll be very very glad you
looked after yourself.
go to festivals and stuff.


 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2012-03-09 18:26 [#02430675]
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Shagging is overrated what with all the ball ache from women
that comes with it. Keep on fiddling with your light saber,
hands solo.


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2012-03-09 18:29 [#02430677]
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LOL

My Hands Solo is buried inside a Wooki.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2012-03-09 19:55 [#02430702]
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of all the creatures in the world humans are the easiest to
fuck so your mission will be complete soon if you
concentrate monoid


 

offline MutterMenace from Groton (United States) on 2012-03-09 20:17 [#02430713]
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Spank a complete strangers' ass. You may as well. Acting
like a horny asshole will get you in between the sheets.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2012-03-09 20:45 [#02430720]
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I see lots of rubbish comments here. It seems like you
people have the same problems like me.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2012-03-09 21:01 [#02430723]
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You thinking that is part of the problem. Go have yourself a
smile!


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2012-03-09 21:06 [#02430725]
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Keep deluding yourself


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2012-03-09 21:07 [#02430727]
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monoid should have learned more from clark.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2012-03-09 21:10 [#02430728]
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Who is clark?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-03-09 21:35 [#02430734]
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If you could fuck somebody right now, who would it be?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2012-03-09 21:42 [#02430739]
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The pope


 

offline MutterMenace from Groton (United States) on 2012-03-09 23:58 [#02430800]
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If you like saggy undercarriages, go for it.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2012-03-10 13:27 [#02430837]
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you can fuck the pope right away, no problemo..


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-03-10 13:45 [#02430838]
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fuck him into next week


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2012-03-20 16:33 [#02431451]
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I stumbled upon this while I got lost on the internet again
and instantly thought about Monoid. Maybe it could be
helpful anyhow, dunno LAZY_TITLE cheers


 

offline illfates from space (United States) on 2012-03-20 19:08 [#02431469]
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man.. you just made me feel better.

life is rough, and life is smooth. just eat a pile of xanax
and go out and smoke a bunch of crack and give handjobs to a
car load of gay filipinos on a saturday night (for free).


 

offline mrgypsum on 2012-03-21 01:08 [#02431504]
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pay for it?? or not, my comfort zone is shrinking as well
but i am 33 years old (!!!) how much longer until i am
unable to enjoy physical contact with another person??

life is a gift. but its use it or lose it.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2012-03-21 01:36 [#02431515]
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The correct term is Involuntary celibacy. But it doesn't
really describe my situation, because actually im not doing
much to end my celibacy.


 

offline mrgypsum on 2012-03-21 01:49 [#02431517]
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i think that people under estimate time - before you know it
time catches up with you and you could experience regret, my
ex used to work with this 60 year old virgin woman - and she
was very proud (prude) of that fact. my honest thought is if
thats what you want then good for you, but i would hate to
not experience everything that life has to offer. sex is
just one of those things in life that brings you closer to
someone, like sharing music with them, enjoying friends and
family etc..

i mean its not so much about sex than it is about the
willingness to get close to someone. i can only talk about
my perspective though, and i truly dont know your situation
- you imply you want to, but then shoot down all hope -
thats not going to be successful.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2012-03-21 02:09 [#02431519]
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Sell your virginity on ebay.



 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2012-03-21 02:39 [#02431521]
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My desire is to be viewed as funmy, entertaining, resonable,
competent, charming, confident and friendly person to other
people and especially to women.
I avoid social activies because they are a threat to the
ability to project a positive image. I feel akward and
simply not good enough.
It is hard, but i think i think i never had any good male
role models. I also feel not comfortable with changing my
behaviour, tho i know new behaviour feels akward at first.
Than there is society that thinks men are evil.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2012-03-21 02:41 [#02431523]
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Monoid I would totally fuk you, you sound sexy.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2012-03-21 09:25 [#02431536]
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I avoid social activies because they are a threat to the
ability to project a positive image.
that makes you
really a tragic character in this "Monoid Story", Monoid

If I were a tv producer I'd read through your posts since
2002 and make them into a tv series. I think it would beat
the popularity of pointless mystery crap like Lost and make
you a rich and famous persona. And a very attractive male
for many women out there, as a result.

Think of it: "Monoid season 10 out now on dvd and blue ray.
Latest episode: "I am still a virgin" coming up this Sunday
at 0800pm."

It would even be more interesting than e.g. Californication:
viewers wouldn't wait for the moment when you finally catch
aids or get raped in prison. They'd wait on the edge of
their sits everytime your character sits in a bar or office
and a female comes near you.

(If you ever realise this project I'll take only 10%)


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2012-03-21 18:04 [#02431572]
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But would this be helpful? I already observe myself very
closely, and there is this constant spotlight i put on to
me?
Will this help me to grow personally?


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2012-03-21 19:45 [#02431577]
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yes.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2012-03-21 20:48 [#02431581]
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How so?


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2012-03-22 09:21 [#02431613]
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why is it that i always read your posts in werner herzogs
voice?


 

offline freqy on 2012-03-22 11:38 [#02431616]
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watch some gene wilder movies.





 

offline j4ck from United Kingdom on 2012-03-22 14:19 [#02431622]
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LOL, now I will be doing the same from now on


 

offline Moot from Antarctica on 2012-03-24 05:40 [#02431733]
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XLT's Monoid

The net's limpest & longest running troll.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2012-03-24 13:07 [#02431747]
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Moot: we dont know hes the "limpest"
hard or limp, we still love him.


 

offline idle interloper on 2012-03-24 16:48 [#02431753]
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toughest poster


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2012-03-24 17:46 [#02431754]
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I'm wondering in what stage you are now, btw.

Denial — "I feel fine."; "This can't be happening, not to
me."
Anger — "Why me? It's not fair!"; "How can this happen to
me?"; '"Who is to blame?"
Bargaining — "I'll do anything for a few more years."; "I
will give my life savings if..."
Depression — "I'm so sad, why bother with anything?"; "I'm
going to die soon so what's the point... What's the point?";
"I miss my loved one, why go on?"
Acceptance — "It's going to be okay."; "I can't fight it,
I may as well prepare for it."


I'd say depression. And seeing the time it took to reach the
4th stage, it'll easily take another year to reach
acceptance.

I'm guessing XLT will be already dead by then.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2012-03-24 18:56 [#02431761]
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Eh, i don't expect to die soon. I expect to have sex very
soon. I still hope to change...but in a positive direction
(no not HIV positive)


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2012-03-24 19:14 [#02431765]
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But would this be helpful? I already observe myself very
closely, and there is this constant spotlight i put on to
me?
Will this help me to grow personally?


This topic is not about personal growth (bump any old ones
or make new one when needed), but a chance for you to become
a shagable person: a tv series would introduce you to Film
World....or at least to the world of tv series - both worlds
contain lots of lonely and sexy females = hence a fair
chance for you to not only lose virginity, but also to
provide shag sources for life

...and build a happy relationship, because you all at Monoid
need that, right?



 

offline big from lsg on 2012-03-25 13:57 [#02431792]
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Monoid is a troll. This stuff is all made up and by now a
pretty poor work of fiction. (I know everybody already knows
this, if only kind of.)

*reads thread: yes, what moot said


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2012-03-25 17:46 [#02431795]
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Im not that narcisstic.


 

offline yann_g from now on 2012-03-25 17:46 [#02431796]
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I like to think Monoid is real, he's like a twin to me,
except that I know how to hide my Monoid side and get laid
sometimes.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2012-03-25 17:50 [#02431797]
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You feel the need to hide something from someone?


 

offline yann_g from now on 2012-03-25 18:00 [#02431799]
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Yes, you, from everybody else, including me.


 


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