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Thought i'd let you know. My personal comfort zone has been shrinking significantly in the past. In 2 years, i won't be able to leave my filthy beedroom anymore. Human existence is realllyyyy fun. Tho you have needs, your own mind is sabotaging you in fullfilling them because you lack energy and motivation. |
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fuck off and die you stupid cunt. |
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hi hanal. nice to see you. |
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haha |
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I always use Extra Virgin when I make Italian. |
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You'll find someone eventually. Just stay positive and keep on meeting new people (with an aim to make good solid friendships). |
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oops, that was to monoid |
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or was it? |
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No, that guy has problems too. |
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monoid , stay healthy , cause one day you'll probably find the partner of your dreams. and you'll be very very glad you looked after yourself. go to festivals and stuff. |
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Shagging is overrated what with all the ball ache from women that comes with it. Keep on fiddling with your light saber, hands solo. |
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LOL My Hands Solo is buried inside a Wooki. |
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of all the creatures in the world humans are the easiest to fuck so your mission will be complete soon if you concentrate monoid |
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Spank a complete strangers' ass. You may as well. Acting like a horny asshole will get you in between the sheets. |
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I see lots of rubbish comments here. It seems like you people have the same problems like me. |
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You thinking that is part of the problem. Go have yourself a smile! |
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Keep deluding yourself |
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monoid should have learned more from clark. |
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Who is clark? |
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If you could fuck somebody right now, who would it be? |
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The pope |
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If you like saggy undercarriages, go for it. |
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you can fuck the pope right away, no problemo.. |
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fuck him into next week |
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I stumbled upon this while I got lost on the internet again and instantly thought about Monoid. Maybe it could be helpful anyhow, dunno cheers |
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man.. you just made me feel better. life is rough, and life is smooth. just eat a pile of xanax and go out and smoke a bunch of crack and give handjobs to a car load of gay filipinos on a saturday night (for free). |
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pay for it?? or not, my comfort zone is shrinking as well but i am 33 years old (!!!) how much longer until i am unable to enjoy physical contact with another person?? life is a gift. but its use it or lose it. |
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The correct term is Involuntary celibacy. But it doesn't really describe my situation, because actually im not doing much to end my celibacy. |
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i think that people under estimate time - before you know it time catches up with you and you could experience regret, my ex used to work with this 60 year old virgin woman - and she was very proud (prude) of that fact. my honest thought is if thats what you want then good for you, but i would hate to not experience everything that life has to offer. sex is just one of those things in life that brings you closer to someone, like sharing music with them, enjoying friends and family etc.. i mean its not so much about sex than it is about the willingness to get close to someone. i can only talk about my perspective though, and i truly dont know your situation - you imply you want to, but then shoot down all hope - thats not going to be successful. |
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Sell your virginity on ebay. |
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My desire is to be viewed as funmy, entertaining, resonable, competent, charming, confident and friendly person to other people and especially to women. I avoid social activies because they are a threat to the ability to project a positive image. I feel akward and simply not good enough. It is hard, but i think i think i never had any good male role models. I also feel not comfortable with changing my behaviour, tho i know new behaviour feels akward at first. Than there is society that thinks men are evil. |
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Monoid I would totally fuk you, you sound sexy. |
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I avoid social activies because they are a threat to the ability to project a positive image. that makes you really a tragic character in this "Monoid Story", Monoid If I were a tv producer I'd read through your posts since 2002 and make them into a tv series. I think it would beat the popularity of pointless mystery crap like Lost and make you a rich and famous persona. And a very attractive male for many women out there, as a result. Think of it: "Monoid season 10 out now on dvd and blue ray. Latest episode: "I am still a virgin" coming up this Sunday at 0800pm." It would even be more interesting than e.g. Californication: viewers wouldn't wait for the moment when you finally catch aids or get raped in prison. They'd wait on the edge of their sits everytime your character sits in a bar or office and a female comes near you. (If you ever realise this project I'll take only 10%) |
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But would this be helpful? I already observe myself very closely, and there is this constant spotlight i put on to me? Will this help me to grow personally? |
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yes. |
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How so? |
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why is it that i always read your posts in werner herzogs voice? |
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watch some gene wilder movies. |
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LOL, now I will be doing the same from now on |
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XLT's Monoid The net's limpest & longest running troll. |
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Moot: we dont know hes the "limpest" hard or limp, we still love him. |
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toughest poster |
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I'm wondering in what stage you are now, btw. Denial — "I feel fine."; "This can't be happening, not to me." Anger — "Why me? It's not fair!"; "How can this happen to me?"; '"Who is to blame?" Bargaining — "I'll do anything for a few more years."; "I will give my life savings if..." Depression — "I'm so sad, why bother with anything?"; "I'm going to die soon so what's the point... What's the point?"; "I miss my loved one, why go on?" Acceptance — "It's going to be okay."; "I can't fight it, I may as well prepare for it." I'd say depression. And seeing the time it took to reach the 4th stage, it'll easily take another year to reach acceptance. I'm guessing XLT will be already dead by then. |
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Eh, i don't expect to die soon. I expect to have sex very soon. I still hope to change...but in a positive direction (no not HIV positive) |
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But would this be helpful? I already observe myself very closely, and there is this constant spotlight i put on to me? Will this help me to grow personally? This topic is not about personal growth (bump any old ones or make new one when needed), but a chance for you to become a shagable person: a tv series would introduce you to Film World....or at least to the world of tv series - both worlds contain lots of lonely and sexy females = hence a fair chance for you to not only lose virginity, but also to provide shag sources for life ...and build a happy relationship, because you all at Monoid need that, right? |
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Monoid is a troll. This stuff is all made up and by now a pretty poor work of fiction. (I know everybody already knows this, if only kind of.) *reads thread: yes, what moot said |
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Im not that narcisstic. |
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I like to think Monoid is real, he's like a twin to me, except that I know how to hide my Monoid side and get laid sometimes. |
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You feel the need to hide something from someone? |
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Yes, you, from everybody else, including me. |
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