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offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-02-10 13:55 [#02428984]
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When I started to write this I was filled with anger. Now I
realise that I'm actually filled with sympathy. Sympathy for
the bear. Please, let's kill the bear, and put it out of its
sympathy.

Oh god. Now I realise, shit! The bear is a metaphor for
xltronic and its demise! Noooooo!!!! We can't kill it!!!!

But then... What the fuck is xltronic? Who is even asking
these questions? To me, I grew up on a healthy diet of
internet. Xltronic is a part of my psyche. I think I need
it.

If you remove xlt, you kill many thousands of people. lol,
jokes. Seriously, maybe though. Who are you calling insane?
What?

Okay, calm down a second... I said you.. What? Ok.. Enough.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-02-10 13:57 [#02428985]
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It's weird, I meant to say "misery" instead of "sympathy" at
the end of the first paragraph there. I wonder what insane
thing was going on in my head. Probably has something to do
with perfectionism. Fucking shit mate.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2012-02-10 14:12 [#02428990]
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*inserts chill-pill into Raz0r's anus*

How about putting the real care-bear back up there?

lololol it rhymes...
:D


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-02-10 14:22 [#02428991]
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mmm nice warm morphine anus pill

I've never had one, but I can imagine what it feels like.
Thank you.

On the other note that isn't directly related to my bum,

indeed, why not the original! I had actually forgotten about
that... thanking you kind sir for the reminder :D


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-02-10 14:23 [#02428992]
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although I am still wondering, was there a bear without a
hat before?

who can I trust to tell me the truth?


 

offline freqy on 2012-02-10 14:33 [#02428993]
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Christmas bear is our friend.

he is meltphaced due to the lack of v2.

instead Christmas bear was melted in frustration .

Christmas bear has sympathy for us all.



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-02-10 14:37 [#02428994]
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Indeed, that was the mood of the time.

But now, the melted bear comes to represent something quite
different.

Actually, no it doesn't. It still represents whatever the
fuck happened with this promise of v2 shit. Jesus! I just
want things to be better! Can somebody cradle me like a
baby?


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2012-02-10 15:57 [#02428999]
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O lord, that morphine went though your system with the speed
of light.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-02-10 16:12 [#02429002]
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I just need a little more to keep myself going


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2012-02-10 17:04 [#02429009]
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quote


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2012-02-10 17:17 [#02429011]
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i'm selling meltphace bear t-shirts.


 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2012-02-10 17:21 [#02429012]
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the bullfrog hates you


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2012-02-10 17:24 [#02429013]
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rofl


 

offline freqy on 2012-02-10 17:36 [#02429014]
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cradle you like a baby :) . hahaha. o.k and bottle fed some
warm bear milk.

i would like:

1.meltphace bear T-shirt ,

2.a song made by aferx twin in dedication to Christmas bear.


3. avitary privileges.




 

offline misantroll from Switzerland on 2012-02-10 17:36 [#02429015]
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I knew it ! I'm from Switzerland but I can be funny yayyy !
-__- zzZZzzzz



 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2012-02-11 10:04 [#02429109]
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Perhaps you should start a campaign to get Phobs back
posting online. Here. At XLT. When he's done playing the
freemason.


 

online -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2012-02-12 09:07 [#02429141]
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Seeing the bear I dont think it's still alive. I think it's
just the remnant of a dead bear.



 

offline freqy on 2012-02-12 11:34 [#02429151]
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Possible answers to the Question of Why christmas bear is
not well.

A)Mr. Christmas bear was abused in photoshop.

B) harmed through a digital conversion when xlt was
transferred to the European domain hosting thingy?

c) printed to A4 paper, abused in the physical world and
then rescanned and exported to .gif for us all to see and be
upset about for so many years.

D) mr christmas bear is not of this world, he is a
representation of our lives on xltronics. Phobiazero is god
and he allowed Christmas bear to melt on a cross to show us
that something is not right in the world.

E)something else.



 


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