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M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-25 00:06 [#00010884]



What do you suppose is the smallest unit of time? My
favorite definition of time is "actions in space". It's a
lot simpler when you think of it that way.
Why can we remember the past and not the future? I CAN
remember the future. It's a totally twisted genetic mutation
that I have. Too bad the future is nothing worth remembering
though. If you have any questions about what the future
holds, just ask me and I'll tell you- unless of course you
have this mutation too.


 

M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-25 06:48 [#00010893]



It just occured to me. It is obvious what the smallest unit
of time is. Naturally the quickest action possible in space
is the travel of light photons. Therefore, the "time" it
takes for light to travel the smallest distance possible, IS
the smallest unit of time possible (in this universe at
least, perhaps in another something is faster than light.)
Now, what is the smallest unit of distance? Perhaps the
smallest unit of time is the measurement of light to travel
one quark.


 

M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-25 06:49 [#00010894]



Any questions? No. Ok, class dismissed.


 

M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-25 06:57 [#00010895]



Sorry, right, right, I put "cheese" in the title so I had
better talk about it some. I actually don't like cheese very
much when it comes to eating it, except for string cheese.
That yellow cheese, Jack cheese I believe it is called,
grows some interesting blue mold. "Cheese" is often regarded
as a sort of funny word I suppose. That and "monkey". And
not wearing any pants is funny too. So I propose the
construction of the following incomplete sentence.
"monkey cheese with no pants." This will be my incomplete
sentence of the month.
"What would you like to eat for breakfast?"

monkey cheese with no pants.

(in school)"Does anyone know the answer? Yes, yes you in the
back?"

monkey cheese with no pants.

(yells really loud in the library and runs away)

MONKEY CHEESE WITH NO PANTS!

(grafitti's in assorted colors on the bathroom wall)

Monkey cheese with no pants.


 

M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-25 07:13 [#00010898]



I bought a time machine on ebay last thursday. It runs
pretty good, but I'm kinda pissed off because the mounted cd
player broke. The things a damn fuel hog too. I went back in
time and created this site under my alias, phobiazero, for
you all to enjoy. Actually, I think I'm the only other one
here besides YOU. I just keep myself (and you I suppose)
amused by constantly posting all day with a different name.
I even reply to myself with different names. It's fun.


 

cheech wizard from age on 2001-06-25 12:45 [#00010963]



got up feeling quite shit....but feel much better
now...honest! (:D)


 

hevquip from a foxes wooden leg on 2001-06-25 16:50 [#00010989]



i think of time to be an amalgalm of the past and present,
but not the future. the future has not happened, but
currently the present is happening and past is taking place
all at once, but we are not connected directly to the past,
hence the reason for no time travel yet and probably because
you cant go back to something that has already happened.


 

rob fragilenine : rf on 2001-06-26 02:26 [#00011025]



don't worry, rob is here now, all previous posts can be
erased...


 

afinelinger bro on 2001-06-26 02:27 [#00011026]



hey rob


 

frail in gene bor on 2001-06-26 02:27 [#00011027]



hey rob


 

genef rail I born on 2001-06-26 02:27 [#00011028]



hey rob


 

Cow Paste Man from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-26 09:20 [#00011051]



Dum dee dum, I might as well keep talking to myself under
different aliases, as I have been so far.
Time is only energy. If you freeze the earth for example,
removing all heat and all energy, time would appear to stop
relative to the rest of the universe. When it was unfrozen
again, time would continue once again, with the energy there
once again which is required to make actions happen which
creates the artificial concept of the fabric of "time".

I wish I was a different animal. If I could pick one to NOT
be out of the wide variety, it would be a human, what luck.


 

Joyeboy from California on 2001-06-28 00:28 [#00011129]



Hmm, so that means since time is only energy "flowing", if
you will, then it is impossible to travel back in time, eh?


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-03-27 10:33 [#00619538]
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bump


 

offline George_Kaplan on 2003-03-27 10:37 [#00619543]
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would it not be something like the planck length over the
speed of light?.. i'm guessing.. my quantum physics isn't
really up there if you know what i mean.


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-03-27 13:43 [#00619817]
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this guy has got a mind to kill for!

rock over cow paste man :)



 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-03-27 13:47 [#00619824]
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Read "A Brief History Of Time" from Mr. Hawking and you'll
know...


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-03-27 13:47 [#00619825]
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the smallest unit of time i know of is a yoctosecond.


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-03-27 13:56 [#00619844]
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yep, but that is just a word. there may actually be a
smallest time scale (no unit though) 'cause if you go to
smaller and smaller time scales, particles moving free on a
large scale go through intermediate states and don't move
free at all. if one assumes that curvature of spacetime also
has a particle representation it follows that for shorter
and shorter intervals something like space-time foam may be
observed. that'd be the planck scale, some 10^-40s, but it's
highly speculative.

I'm currently doing a small project on quantum gravity at
uni where we scratch the surface of some of these problems.
my actual contribution only i a technical one though.

last time i talked about what i'm doing noone believed me :)


 

offline catzscan from between heaven and LV (United States) on 2003-03-27 13:58 [#00619848]
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the smallest unit of time is the moment it takes to realize
that none of us know what the *--* we're talking about


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-03-27 14:00 [#00619853]
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How can you speak of the smallest unit of time when we're
living in a universe in which time is a continuous
property, as opposed to a discrete one...


 

offline George_Kaplan on 2003-03-27 14:01 [#00619859]
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its a matter of measurability, isn't it?


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-03-27 14:02 [#00619862]
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so the smallest unit of time is really an asymptote then


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-03-27 14:02 [#00619863]
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i could not give a flying fuck.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-03-27 14:06 [#00619867]
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birds at mating season could


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-03-27 14:10 [#00619879]
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Another old nonsense topic, but I'm in a salvaging kind of
mood. On the topic of time-

Are you:

A- a person for which time flies... the days are too short,
not long enough to do everything you want

B- the days are long and you're often bored

A for me... my God, I'm 20 going on 35. I don't have time to
listen to all the music I want to. It fucking sucks.


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-03-27 14:12 [#00619883]
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it's just a scale beyond which it doesn't make sense to talk
about time, just as you can't give the distance between
europe and america in millimeters, though the breakdown is
on a conceptional level, not a technical one


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-03-27 14:13 [#00619884]
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A definitly


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-03-27 14:16 [#00619891]
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B

unfortunately


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-03-27 14:17 [#00619892]
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it all depends on your behavior tho


 

offline George_Kaplan on 2003-03-27 14:19 [#00619894]
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depends what im doing.
do you get that thing where occasionally you look at a
clock, and the hand or digits seem to freeze for like 1/4 a
second before they move?
thats cos we don't actually experience events conciously in
the time frame they occur. there's a slight gap.
its quite mental



 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-03-27 14:20 [#00619900]
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You are damn smart for a nice little bunny ;-)


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-03-27 14:21 [#00619903]
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time virtually goes faster when you're doing an activity or
task of some sort

but when you're inactive, time seems to be one of the
primary things on your mind


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-03-27 14:23 [#00619908]
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Can you imagine that certain animals, or alien races (or
whatever) have twice the sampling frequency of human
eyes/brains which makes all things twice as long for them as
for humans... Or would they feel it to be equally long, but
in some kind of higher resolution???

This is serious, although you might think i am nuts...


 

offline George_Kaplan on 2003-03-27 14:27 [#00619915]
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yeah its widely believed animals that are smaller experience
reality a bit 'faster' than we do. ie it feels slower to the
animal.
hence flies' reflexes.
any nerve transmission takes longer the further it has to
go.


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-03-27 14:28 [#00619920]
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And because of this higher time-resolution they would react
twice as fast as humans. They also would think humans are
sloooow and therefore very vulnerable...


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-03-27 14:31 [#00619922]
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different species have different anatomies in their hearing,
which contributes to different hearing ranges

here's a hansome list of such


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-03-27 14:31 [#00619924]
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(scroll to the bottom)


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-03-27 14:33 [#00619927]
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This is so cool! I don't know, but i am thinking about this
quite often...


 

offline George_Kaplan on 2003-03-27 14:35 [#00619934]
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i always thought cats were the most mental. such a wide
range. i reckon our 44.1k/sec music sounds ridiculous to
them..


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-03-27 14:35 [#00619935]
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i heard that mammals have the same amount of 'heartbeats' in
average, some go faster (the smaller ones) and therefore
live shorter.

considering the pulse frequency of my lill bunny when i feed
him, i doubt he will make it very long


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-03-27 14:38 [#00619943]
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What a damn cool concept: Time is relative because it is
subjectively determined by your brain's sampling
frequency...


 

offline Polynomial-C from Netherlands, The on 2003-03-27 14:38 [#00619945]
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I think i'll buy a wheelchair and write a book about this
;-)


 

offline George_Kaplan on 2003-03-27 14:40 [#00619946]
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of course. everything is.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-03-27 15:01 [#00619968]
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B. time is slow life is long, i wish forr death.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-03-27 15:06 [#00619977]
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i'm an A kindof guy, sadly.

wishing for B. then i could have all the time in the world.
i don't wanna grow up & get old & die. that's gonna suck.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-03-27 15:22 [#00620009]
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getting old does but death is rrelease.


 


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