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I positioned myself on a wooden bench (I was naked). I pierced my cheek skin with two fishhooks (This was not pleasant). On the end of each hook I tied a length of string: Left side 4 inches, right side 56 fathoms. A pulley system was set up (funded by a lottery grant). In each arm I held cheese (cubes and cubes of the stuff). I held out my arms. I am friendly with rodents. One mouse was attached to one string, the other mouse to the other. As I extended my arms, the mice gave chase for the cheese. This mouse movement caused string tautness, and a smile occurred. I used this method as I was unable to recollect any jokes and I wanted to raise a smile for a girl I am partial to. She liked my smile, I was unable to make sweet love as I was fixed to a wooden bench and had two mice attached to my cheeks + Some cheeses in each hand. She was not into kinky stuff. |
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Haha, sometimes I'm tempted to copy and paste your awesome rants and make a ''Wizard's Teeth'' compilation, I'd get rich off it. Brilliant stuff, I could kiss you. |
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cottage cheese works better |
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ummmm, someone told me that |
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very inteird thing, indeed. (this deserved a new word to be described) |
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i smile when i wire my pube comb to the mains! |
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Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha! The only problem is wouldn't the mice have to run the other way to cause string tautness? and if one string was fathoms longer (it's like you to use units of measurement that aren't used every day) wouldn't your smile be quite crooked? I suppose not as long as both mice were both at the far end of the string, although it might be harder to make 56 fathoms of string to become taught, it might be a smidge elastic at that length. |
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I care because you do Track 10. makes me smile :) |
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...what does pube mean? sorry i'm ignorant :) something to do with pubis? |
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my lightsaber. |
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i will smile all day for the rest of my life if i dont have to work anymore. |
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track 9..... mookid mookid mookid mookid mookid mookid mookid mookid MOOKID!!!!?! makes me smile :-) |
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Followup to: Uzim A pube is one of the many hairs found around your groin |
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Oh my fucking god Raimons, that avatar is the king!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can feel the power of the Force just by watching it!!! |
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