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1.Neck length 2.Ability to break man’s arm 3.Laughs due to potential flaccidity 4.Can house large BMX helmet inside swan’s cavity if organs removed *This does not mean a miniature cathedral exists inside each swan. 5.Some swans could be homosexual (this does not bother me as I am not homophobic) 6.Some swans could be invisible, the ones you cannot see I mean |
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yes but what about miniature Zen temples, surely the swan has room for them |
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"*This does not mean a miniature cathedral exists inside each swan." has this been proven? |
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Chelmsford is like Swan city... I get to see every day; great when they get all territorial and puffed up....sitting on the nest at the moment so should get to see some tiny swans pretty soon... They can swim fucking fast as well...I saw one chasing these guys in a canoe (the guys not the swan before anyone asks) and they were v. lucky to get out of it's way....pity...I like a good SwanVSMan fight...;).. |
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Netlon, I have x-rays to prove this. Yours Sincerely Le Teeth |
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in chelmsford, it was either by tesco's or sainsbury's, but we got attacked by swans!! they tried to rip the back open, and take a bit of our legs with them! |
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some swans are also black, remaining still every time you look at them, and two-dimensional... some of them are white too, but they act the same... these swans seems to be attracted by bright colours, since they are found most on the time on bright colours... |
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I saw a big crow divebomb another unsuspecting one crow today. Didn't see the fucker coming. Thud. Landed claws first on the other crow's skull. I laughed, I cried, I screamed bloody murder. This was on the way home from a depressing exam, so it cheered me up to watch the violence. |
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R.I.P. |
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The scientific community is pleased for your painstaking collection of swan facts. I award you ONE MILLION dollars and the NOBEL piece prize for finding all the missing left socks in the universe!... I mean for collecting swan... facts. or something. |
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I am not a Swan! I am a JACK BASTARD! |
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