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offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 16:41 [#00169972]
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1.Neck length

2.Ability to break man’s arm

3.Laughs due to potential flaccidity

4.Can house large BMX helmet inside swan’s cavity if
organs removed

*This does not mean a miniature cathedral exists inside each
swan.

5.Some swans could be homosexual (this does not bother me as
I am not homophobic)

6.Some swans could be invisible, the ones you cannot see I
mean



 

offline Zen Storm from St. Charles (United States) on 2002-04-12 16:48 [#00169978]
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yes but what about miniature Zen temples, surely the swan
has room for them


 

offline Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-12 17:14 [#00170002]
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"*This does not mean a miniature cathedral exists inside
each
swan."

has this been proven?


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 17:19 [#00170005]
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Chelmsford is like Swan city... I get to see every day;
great when they get all territorial and puffed up....sitting
on the nest at the moment so should get to see some tiny
swans pretty soon...

They can swim fucking fast as well...I saw one chasing these
guys in a canoe (the guys not the swan before anyone asks)
and they were v. lucky to get out of it's way....pity...I
like a good SwanVSMan fight...;)..


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 17:21 [#00170007]
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Netlon,

I have x-rays to prove this.

Yours Sincerely
Le Teeth


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 17:21 [#00170008]
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in chelmsford, it was either by tesco's or sainsbury's, but
we got attacked by swans!! they tried to rip the back open,
and take a bit of our legs with them!


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-12 17:27 [#00170013]
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some swans are also black, remaining still every time you
look at them, and two-dimensional...

some of them are white too, but they act the same...

these swans seems to be attracted by bright colours, since
they are found most on the time on bright colours...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-04-12 17:30 [#00170015]
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I saw a big crow divebomb another unsuspecting one crow
today. Didn't see the fucker coming. Thud. Landed claws
first on the other crow's skull. I laughed, I cried, I
screamed bloody murder. This was on the way home from a
depressing exam, so it cheered me up to watch the violence.


 

offline uzim on 2002-04-12 17:48 [#00170043]
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R.I.P.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 18:59 [#00170182]
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The scientific community is pleased for your painstaking
collection of swan facts. I award you ONE MILLION dollars
and the NOBEL piece prize for finding all the missing left
socks in the universe!... I mean for collecting swan...
facts. or something.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-12 20:10 [#00170269]
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I am not a Swan! I am a JACK BASTARD!


 


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