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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2011-12-12 17:29 [#02425330]
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Step right up, step right up and play, "Walk the line."
Make progressively snarkier and more direct personal remarks directed to someone on the board until I ask you not to. Then turn on me and keep going until I hit temp ban.
How close can YOU get to directly insulting a moderator without getting banned? Test your luck!
Become incandescent with rage when someone who I'm mates with says, "Put the ban hammer down you stupid Taff bastard" and I just LOL, but when you say "you're a cock and shouldn't be a moderator", I warn you that next comment like that gets you a temp ban.
Intentionally misinterpret something everyone else can see as jest and adopt a wounded stag look when your sarcasm detector fails to go off.
Feign mock outrage when you are eventually temp. banned, claim you were joking, claim that you misunderstood or didn't see my warning. Demand I unban you immediately (despite the fact that there is no "unban" option on temp bans and the quickest way to get back in the game is to sit it out in good grace and the best way to avoid getting it commuted to a perm ban is to play nice when you come back.
Threaten to contact Phobiazero (despite the fact that every time we've discussed a ban, he has agreed with me).
NB: Losing when playing "Walk the line." may result in your actually being (temp or perm) banned and a loss of XLT points.
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YosepH
on 2011-12-12 17:34 [#02425331]
Points: 179 Status: Regular
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I like your avatar. You are beautiful.
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YosepH
on 2011-12-12 17:35 [#02425332]
Points: 179 Status: Regular | Followup to Ceri JC: #02425330
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BTW. Isn´t your description more XLT in 2004?
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-12-12 17:49 [#02425333]
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Good idea, let's do this!
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2011-12-12 17:58 [#02425334]
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Yeah, I'm yearning for the old days, I suppose.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-12-12 18:09 [#02425337]
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Testing, nigger nigger, one two three. One of the only good things about xlt is the lack of real moderation. Its just not proper considering aphex twin himself is the type to be banned. I've seen moderation in work in another forum and as an analogy it turns pulp fiction into:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdy0HeZtlqw only not funny because humor is banned too, along with character and individualism. It turns into farmers herding groupthink, and the farmers are usually even stupider and less infallible than what they think are their herd because only dumbasses like bible thumping Ceri Jesus Christ strive for social banhammer inequality. All the best posters are banned which of course means I was banned in that other forum. Anarchists think that the ring of mordor or whatever the hell its called should be thrown in mount doom or whatever the hell it called (I hated that movie). As has already been demonstrated an easy way to get a perm ban from ceri is to say that (whoever that spam guy is called, craig32857l or something?) deserves a ban. Nigger fag, over. But it doesn't matter cuz soon with SOPA we'll all be moderated and only the evil like ebay will be allowed on the interweb. Everything that goes mainstream fails, for example UFC. All the cash poured in made it a reality gay soap opera drama franchise show. Same happened to tv probably and movies and games, it'll happen to the internet. That constantly approaching degrading corrupt fail is The Nothing.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-12-12 18:18 [#02425340]
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You can give me a temp ban if you want cuz its very easy to do without reading text from non-sexy non-female 30-40 year olds for a week or more.
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-12-12 20:15 [#02425346]
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Just to clarify; do we have to do it in this thread or just anywhere on XLOLT?
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Phresch
from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2011-12-12 20:28 [#02425347]
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i like this.
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betamaxheadroom
on 2011-12-12 20:30 [#02425348]
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this place just hit a new low. congratulations ceri.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2011-12-12 20:44 [#02425350]
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My transexual Greek porn star name is Cherry Testicockules.
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2011-12-12 20:55 [#02425354]
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i don't remember you being such an enormous twat
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taking_the_piz
on 2011-12-12 21:00 [#02425356]
Points: 795 Status: Lurker | Followup to betamaxheadroom: #02425348
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On a scale from 1 to 10 you are a new low. Congratulations betamex.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2011-12-12 21:02 [#02425357]
Points: 23533 Status: Moderator | Followup to Steinvordhosbn: #02425346 | Show recordbag
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Would my answer make a difference?
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taking_the_piz
on 2011-12-12 21:07 [#02425358]
Points: 795 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ceri JC: #02425357
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Between the lines, the actual question is wether or not he can be himself in this thread alone, or in all threads. He needs to unleash himself in controllable doses, or else 2012 will come early this year.
Just a hunch from my part though.
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-12-12 21:39 [#02425360]
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I remember the era of The New Seriousness.
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betamaxheadroom
on 2011-12-12 22:03 [#02425361]
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im holding a placard saying "ban real ppl, not bots". it's akin to when a dog pisses on another dogs piss to eradicate its scent.
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jnasato
from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2011-12-13 00:22 [#02425365]
Points: 3393 Status: Regular | Followup to Steinvordhosbn: #02425360 | Show recordbag
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hahaha
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YosepH
on 2011-12-13 22:19 [#02425404]
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Bumping this with the secret buttlover of Ceri
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Advocate
on 2011-12-13 22:51 [#02425405]
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finally this place has some drama again.
you remember that time when britney spears shaved her head bald? well it's THAT kind of thing we need right now -- right here -- to force ourselves into the limelight again. please keep up keepin' up.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2011-12-13 22:53 [#02425406]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular | Followup to YosepH: #02425404
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It's not that far from a 'wacky' jnasato cry for help.
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dave_g
from United Kingdom on 2011-12-13 23:33 [#02425408]
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lol @ "loss of XLT points".
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2011-12-13 23:57 [#02425412]
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I just watched "Party Monster", so perhaps my attraction to men has jut been given an unrealistic expectation, but even in a wig I don't think I'd hit it.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2011-12-14 04:49 [#02425418]
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fobia promised me I could redeem my xltronic points for sexual favours from moderators. Could I have mcnuggets instead. thank you
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-12-14 06:06 [#02425423]
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Mr. sneakers told me that he used a hypercubic ceasar cypher to intellicize that 'phobiazero' means 'no fear', a lame phrase you might find on a shirt by nike or something. Everyone is retarded here because we've been eating poison soft kill gmo food. No fear is our human centipede leader. He's probably connected back to the last ass in a circle actually. That movie was shit I assume, like everything modern. And south park mentioned it which automatically makes it gay. Only south park are allowed to use 'slander' and 'libel' because they get paid stupid sums of money through some idiotic post monkey system where the machines are owned by the elites. Everyone else is only allowed to post videos about cats on the asscloud of youtube. If you step out of line they can remove any pillar of their full spectrum dominance to turn you into a bum, or a cat that others can then post videos of on youtube. One day you're a human and the next day you're a cat, this is thekoehtkiarelre
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2011-12-14 09:32 [#02425426]
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Ceri JC uses scare quotes around the word "female" when referring to transgendered women!
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j4ck
from United Kingdom on 2011-12-14 10:12 [#02425428]
Points: 1102 Status: Regular | Followup to w M w: #02425423
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o.o
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2011-12-14 13:18 [#02425437]
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ok slags. its about walking the line. i think he didnt ban clark cos most of you were being fags about him sayin he was shit hot and music is COMPLETELY DEAD so lets talk to clark. you shouldnt be fags about this stuff
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2011-12-14 13:40 [#02425438]
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i cant get banned. im too fucking cute feeling unclear about a lot of this. So... Ceri is a mod from old times and he's come back, replied to a number of posts and made himself felt. then he's been all hard like this place needs fixin and he's going to run this ship right....but
phobiazero isnt here and he dosnt exist. this place dosnt really exist anymore.
what are you doing ceri? are you going to change us? did you just wake up one day and log back in, see your name was bold and thought 'oh shit yeah lol im a mod here, haha ok'. now you are making lines to walk down? i kinda like that
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2011-12-14 16:33 [#02425440]
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Good lord, I'm still grey.
I'm unclear about the whole 'walk the line' aspect. I mean, doesn't 'walking the line' mean staying on the straight and narrow, you know, like in the Johnny Cash song?
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-12-14 16:46 [#02425442]
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Shit just got serious.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2011-12-14 18:00 [#02425452]
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I just changed my mind about the mcnuggets.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2011-12-14 18:02 [#02425454]
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Back to the sexual favours, eh?
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2011-12-14 18:23 [#02425456]
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I'll try not to get any frankincense on you.
Unless you like frankincense.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2011-12-14 20:16 [#02425461]
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You're walking very close to the line, mister, very close indeed..
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staz
on 2011-12-14 21:40 [#02425467]
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WHAT A SHITTY THREAD!!
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taking_the_piz
on 2011-12-14 23:15 [#02425470]
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Yes! An xlt thread dedicated to Johnny Cash!
*drops a line*
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Torture Garden
from Feelin' 2Pacish on 2011-12-14 23:25 [#02425472]
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*rails a line*
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betamaxheadroom
on 2011-12-15 01:31 [#02425475]
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you fail badly ceri
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2011-12-15 21:43 [#02425542]
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Hey, this game SUCKS.
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betamaxheadroom
on 2011-12-16 01:13 [#02425566]
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*big tick*
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2011-12-17 17:04 [#02425722]
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A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
How about a nice game of chess?
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