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Ok...so my girlfriend is not so enthusiastic about Couple costumes for halloween. She has a REALLY nice body and won $1,000 last year in a costume contest (she wore the borat neon-green mankini) I need a couple's idea where she can still win $1,000 lol We were thinking Plug and Socket Costume , but she doesn't like any of my ideas. Any clue? |
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Your girlfriend sounds like a whore. |
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Harsh....luckily robots don't have feelings! |
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clark672010: This robot does! *runs away from xltronic crying* |
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Slowly the rage built inside his mind. "Why won't she let me wear that costume? Why does she always stop me from doing what I wanna do?!" His only solution became obvious: Kill her! clark672010 picks up a nearby hammer and whacks her with it seven times, fracturing her skull and killing her. Then to make it impossible for police to identify the body, he used a shovel to decapitate her head. Next he saws off her arms and legs, and dumps her torso into the lake. The arms and legs he would dissolve with acid and lye in the bathtub. And then, finally, he was able to put on that plug costume. |
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i'm sure ceri jc can help out there m8. or any of the other mods or webmasters that are befiting financially from your advertising. |
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Don't waste your time with a fancy dress competition. We'll just give you the cash, it's the least we can do. We absolutely coin it in from all the sales we get from your work here. Why, over the weekend alone, we sold 97 of those plug and socket costumes. |
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How about going as 'dead nigger storage' from pulp fiction? Make a little openable garage on the front of your shirt with a papier mache dead nigger inside. I know you need a costume for a couple, but its a really good idea, so you could both wear the same thing. |
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What is clark, the handle on the bank door or something? |
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We all live inside Clark; he is the vault itself. He eats money and we climb all over it. |
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