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offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2011-04-11 17:33 [#02410824]
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It is kinda funny, I am in the university library at the
moment and someone just TOLD me they are leaving their stuff
and asked me to look after for it "for two minutes". They're
leaving their stuff open to being stolen from me! :O They
don't know me, so why they ask me to look after for them?

Not sure if there is anything worth taking. Probably has
phone/wallet upon his person, but maybe I get academic books
for which to sell on the ebay.

Maybe I steal, is okay? :)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2011-04-11 17:44 [#02410825]
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Oh, he is back now. Said "cheers" in a perfunctory way, but
didn't even smile appreciatively/lovingly at me or ANYTHING.
:'(


 

offline mermaidman on 2011-04-11 18:01 [#02410826]
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opposed to the chances that someone else might steal them,
the chances of you stealing them is smaller. because you are
uno person dyude. i hate people asking you to look after
their things.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2011-04-11 19:12 [#02410828]
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People do this all the time man, what the fuck


 

offline freqy on 2011-04-11 20:00 [#02410836]
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Now ask him to look after your items, consisting of an'
plastic bag

with a message on a piece of paper inside ,

i looked after your bag and coat for you, i loved to help
you.
then you came back and you didnt kiss me, or feed me weird
things.
now i am upset, : (
i may see you here in the library tomorrow at 2pm, please
bring my plastic bag and lots of weird things inside, i will
be hungry. Only then shall I return the items i stole from
you.

he will wonder what you stole. and meet with you the next
day. hide behind a book case and watch him get upset for an
hour or so. take photos and post up here for us to see.

: P



 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2011-04-11 20:10 [#02410838]
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you will be punished in hell


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2011-04-12 10:32 [#02410879]
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haha, gd answer. :D

I might do this next time.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2011-04-12 10:55 [#02410881]
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idiots like you is what makes this world a place of hatred
and dishonour


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2011-04-12 12:42 [#02410886]
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Yes, you are right. Intead, I should spread love and
happiness like you do, huh cuntychuck? :)


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2011-04-12 13:24 [#02410888]
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yes?


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2011-04-12 13:30 [#02410889]
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lol, okay. But I am not sure if I can generate that much
hate. Will try, though.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2011-04-12 13:37 [#02410891]
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you don't even know me


 

offline Falito from Balenciaga on 2011-04-12 18:11 [#02410900]
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maybe is okay to juzge steal,
I reject you opinion of feelings emanate
I spit because what you do is under
the space.


 

offline freqy on 2011-04-12 18:12 [#02410901]
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tracky you are sweet. every since you tootled in here on
your tracktor with little ducklings behind it was clear to
see,

did you ever see this?

ducklings are saved :..)


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2011-04-13 01:27 [#02410932]
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right I never eat ducks but those girls are so annoying I
will eat one or more ducks this week.

eat a bowl of duck


 

offline freqy on 2011-04-13 03:19 [#02410936]
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how viciously beastly of you mr.fleetmouse


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2011-04-13 04:11 [#02410937]
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just got around to reading this thread:

people are generally nice, and you would want done to you as
you would do to others, blah blah blah blah

but i bet in this case, he had a GPS put in all his
devices/books so he could have you steal them, track you
down and kill you like the dog you are.

so yeah, dont steal.


 

offline clark672010 on 2011-04-13 07:21 [#02410941]
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It's not too good to steal.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2011-04-13 12:12 [#02410962]
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Yeah, there's a reason for that.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2011-04-13 12:15 [#02410964]
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:D

This is the best answer, you win. :)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2011-04-13 12:17 [#02410965]
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That was a nice video, but because it was American it was
probably set up or something...

And I agree with Fleetmouse, those anorexic girls, by
looking anorexic were furthering the stereotype of veggies
being unhealthily thin, which goes against attitudes to
veggies. Pluys, as Fleetmouse said, they were just annoying.
I am glad I am watching this on a PC without sound, lol.
Anyway, I do appreciate the contribution to this thread,
Freqs. :)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2011-04-15 14:15 [#02411172]
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Today in the uni library again. When I moved the keyboard I
found free Trident mint gum and keys! :D

But I thought if I took them I would be spreading
disasterous "hate and dishonour" which might lead to the
world being wrenched into a black hole, as my beautiful idol
cuntychuck suggests.

And guess what, when I left them there, the guy came back
and smiled at me! :D I almost melted, I did. Didn't ask for
my number or anything, but hey, can't have everything. Today
was a goood day. Plus I have done a bit more of my
dissertation.

Hope everyone else gets smiled at today. x


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2011-04-15 14:17 [#02411173]
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i hope you've learned your lesson then.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2011-04-15 14:51 [#02411176]
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For now, dear. For now.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2011-04-15 14:52 [#02411177]
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I guess you didn't sense the irony in my post, but I am sure
you will learn such things one day. :)


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2011-04-15 14:58 [#02411178]
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*knocks head hard against the wall*


 

offline Torture Garden from Feelin' 2Pacish on 2011-04-15 17:12 [#02411181]
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*body slams cuntychuck into the wall*


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2011-04-15 20:38 [#02411192]
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Maybe you like to be exploited?


 

offline royal we from Brooklyn (United States) on 2011-04-15 21:52 [#02411208]
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Kindness propagates weakness. Next time take the bag and
the gum and burn the library to the ground.


 


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