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Starting on monday. I don't know what to expect. I have to work in a team. It is not what i want to do. |
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so what is it? |
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drop in remarks about philosophy, the foundations of science and psychoanalysis. they'll consider you an intellectual then and thus find it acceptable, that you're not very social. [no joke; it can work.] |
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I doubt my co-workers will be interested in these subjects and if they are, a factory hall is not the best place to talk about it. |
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I have no clue yet. |
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So instead of them disliking him because he doesn't socialize, they will dislike him because he thinks he is smarter than them. And that is going to benefit him because... (?) |
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No one really disliked me on my former jobs, i just got ignored after a while. And i actually liked that |
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they wouldn't dislike him. if he were not an intellectual and would not socialize with them, then they might dislike him, because they think he just doesn't like them. but once they think he's an intellectual it might seem natural to them that he doesn't socialize much. because that is merely what intellectuals do. they are busy with their deep thoughts and thus don't chit-chat. it's nothing to be offended about if an intellectual doesn't talk to you. but if a normal dude doesn't talk to you it's offensive, because nothing is more natural for an average person to enter into random conversations. that's the logic behind that idea. it's not a safe-strategy. but i've seen how it's successfully been put into practice. |
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are you a mental-cop Md? |
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Too bad that i am not an intellectual :-( |
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bullshit act right first, so once all the cunts will come to you without hiding knives, you can fuck them suprise factor by see them coming the next time be alert |
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what are you going to do? |
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What should i do? |
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if you don't masturbate when your co-workers see, you'll be fine. good luck. |
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If you weren't German I'd really wonder how you'd managed to be such a doggedly boring cunt all these online years. |
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Sorry Monoid, but that really made me laugh out loud, I wish there was a short form for that. |
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Boring compared to whom? |
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monoid, im glad you got a new job. it can be hard today to find a new job and maybe this will provide opportunities for expanding your social interaction? |
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Yeah, but i don't like the circumstances. I will be judged by the things i say and do more criticlly than in a 'normal' (non work related) enviroment and that makes me nervous. |
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go to the job then, do it well, dont fuck up, dont say stupid things and theres nothing to fret about innums |
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How will i know when i do something good or bad? How will i know when I do say something stupid, mean, boring, funny, interesting etc? What alternatives do i have? See, if get fired something obviously didn't work. |
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Just take some e and dance all workday long. No music- just dance and dance and dance... and see how long it takes for security to come and ask you to dance some more. Congrats on job! Jobs can be healthy, despite their ability to sometimes suck the life out of people. |
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I will do this! |
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enjoy the comedown. |
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just dont talk and think about the money you'll earn..leave your co-workers alone and you will be the man. Listen and learn. Please update this thread after every working day. |
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good advice there |
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Why should i leave them alone? I guess i will be forced to eat lunch with themb |
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so you've got a job, but you have no idea what it is? |
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Well not in detail |
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what's the essentials, then? |
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I don't want to talk about that. Thinking about it makes me feel unconfortable |
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then you just sit and listen/observe..and keep your mouth shut. |
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Hmm ok. |
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Speaking of new jobs, I'm gonna be some long-hair-mofo extra on a new American tv series, and I'm excited about it. Cuz I figure if I can just extend my arm long enough to the director to give an under table hj, maybe I can get a recurring role as a hippy who gives handjobs with 10 minutes of screentime. Filming is Mon/Tue. |
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My first day is over. I work together with a fat dude who likes to play video games, watch movies and has 4 kids. I bet he thinks i am strange. He talks a lot, so that makes it pretty easy for me. My live is not going in the direction i want it to go. |
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Good job! |
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Okay. |
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work sucks. thats all |
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congrats for u!! |
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get used to it. |
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Should i start drinking heavily? I heard that makes it easier? Decissions, decissons.. |
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heavy drinking (surprisingly) turns you into a woman. drinking alcohol causes the body to produce more estrogen. your estrogen-levels will rise and your testorene-levels will fall. you'll turn fat and grow breasts. ... a lot of people think male-boobs are just fat .. but actually they're often real breasts caused by hormon-imbalances due to alcohol and the like. (real gynecomastia as opposed to pseudo-gynecomastia). anyway ... i was drinking for a while and it just makes you feel worse each day. i don't recommend it. you could hook up with nerdy chicks via last.fm instead of drinking heavily, for instance. |
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sowie naturwissenschaftliche Schriften |
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so just work hard and earn enough money. |
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Dunno, maybe breasts will make me more popular among my co-workers? |
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No just a couple of pints a week is fine..but why arent you @ work atm? |
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So the chatty fat guy seemed to be strangly interested in me, especially the music i listen to. So, today i gave him a few old Cd's i had lying around in my car. He seems to consume a lot of media, but only the mainstream stuff. Maybe he'll like it, but i doubt it.. |
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you got a friend! |
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I got a new job too... but i'm little more socialy involved so I don't think I'll need to pounder it on a messageboard.... still scary tho-.... |
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turbo congs, that's promising |
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