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Like many men, I have trouble talking to girls I ain't never met before. This came to a tee recently, after I had done a little shopping at Asda. Whilst walking toward the bus stop in the dark at about 7pm a few days ago, I saw a couple of girls, pretty cute, early 20s, walking in the same direction as me. And, as I often do, I felt very intimidated by them at first, cos they were strangers and cute, so I stayed clear of them. I walked to the bus stop and stood eating a doughnut, waiting for the bus. The girls went into the bus shelter, but at the time I thought they'd think me weird to sit in the bus shelter, when I could sit outside. In retrospect, it would not have been weird. Anyway, when I was standing near the bench next to the bus shelter, eating my second doughnut, I thought 'hey, why don't I offer the girls a doughnut'? I thought about this for about 15 mins, which is how long it took for the bus to arrive. By this time, I had thought of a plan to say 'hey, excuse me, I have a problem. 5 doughnuts and only one of me! Would you like to help me out and have a doughnut?' Of course, I still wasn't sure about this and by this time, the bus had arrived, so it was too late. I told a female friend this story and she laughed. Then she said what I had planned to say may have been very creepy, perhaps leading the girls to believe I had laced the doughnuts with rohypnol. I would have done, but like I say, I only had 15 mins before the bus came. My friend suggested that I open with 'I know this sounds creepy, but I have 5 doughnuts and I am not gonna eat them all. Would you like one?' Which, reading this now does look very innocuous and innocent. A male friend (Yes, I have TWO friends!) overheard the conversation and said he would have placed the doughnuts on the floor and said 'OMG, looka that, doughnuts!' then asked the girls if they wanted one. I found this hilarious. So, what would YOU have done in this situation? |
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Ate the doughnuts. But if I was full Id offer her one. |
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I had two and I felt full of sickliness. They were custard ones. 24p for 5! I did think afterwards that it was a bad idea to eat the doughnuts to help me think of a plan to ask the girls if they wanted a doughnuts, cos by the time I had constructed the plan, I felt sick. And I thought at the time that it would have been best to eat one when I offered them one, cos then it would look like they were not dodgy or anything. |
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She wouldn't have wanted one if they were custard. Yuk. As far as Im concerned, the bus stop is not the place to meet people. She needs to in the mood to take, at a bus stop is a no no. In the pub or some sort of social event is where to meet people. |
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just being honest works surprisingly well when wanting to talk to girls. for instance i once saw a girl [a standardly attractive blonde] whose teeth i liked, so i told her that i liked here teeth and whether i could touch them. she let me touch them. .. it might not have lead to very much more, but she didn't think i was a creep and was amused at least. however, that was in the past when i still felt like an okay person. nowadays, if i'd stand at a bus stop next to cute girls i'd probably think about "wanting to suffer in order to repent for my sins" or something like that. |
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I would have said nothing, come home and then cut myself until i could feel the knife scraping against bone. Then I'd have a wank while wearing stockings and suspenders and singing 'La Javaniase'. |
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I think meeting new people takes a stronger toll on your mental state the older you get. That's why people get married. |
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You will become more hardcore if you cut yourself and fuck the resulting slit. Tractern I would just eat the donuts, but if/when I made eye contact, I would offer with a smile and, "Um- would you like a donut?", just straight up. After the 1~2 seconds of immediate-pondering-silence is when I would put in any, "Yah- I sort of feel sick and am prolly gonna toss these", etc. If I was seen eating donuts for an extended period, then the girls would understand that I was offering to share. If the girls did not see me eat for an extended period, then the offer would shock and cause suspicion. Then after they invite you over to their flat, you lick custard from their erect pink nipples. |
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that is probably the coolest and most desired outcome, the worst one would be like this: you wait until eye contact is made, then say: er hey girls i have some doughnuts here....er do you want me to give you one? a silent pause while they both look blankly with unamused faces ... if not i am going to toss it! then you accidently hold the bag too tight and squirt the custard over their skirts while nervously panting and shaking, at the same moment the bus slowly pulls up to the stop with everyone observing from the windows. |
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It's OK unless they say no, then you look like like a tosserr and have to stand therre with them forr anotherr 15 minutes. |
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That made me laugh harder than anything I have read in a while. |
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learn to apply the 3 seconds rule: if you need more than 3 seconds to act, DON'T (because you will creep them out, no matter how good your story). If you stay within the 3 seconds, the story doesn't really matter anyways. It's all body language in that timespan. Obvious right? |
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eat all doughnuts then tell them you run out of dounuts and that would they mind buying you some more doughnuts and a cup of coffee. they'd respect that and you get more sweet doughnuts,. : P |
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My friend suggested that I open with 'I know this sounds creepy, but I have 5 doughnuts and I am not gonna eat them all. Would you like one?' Which, reading this now does look very innocuous and innocent. It's the creepiest thing you could say bro. |
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If you think offering donuts is creepy you're probably a creep anyway. |
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Doughnuts are not a good icebreaker. |
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nyum nyum nyum |
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what is wrong with you?!? |
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Doughnuts. And I am not as cool as you. :) I shoulda got a ring doughnut, stuck my wanger through it and wiggled it toward them until they sucked it, right? |
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Yeah, guess you're right. :( But what is Taxi, WHAT IS? |
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first light an open fire somewhere, over it place some meat on a stick. watch them flock to to you... |
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Awkwardness when the bus arrives. |
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sorry mang, didnt mean to be harsh. doin that is a bit much... i like the 3 second rule suggested. thats good. next time you u have the inspiration to summit like that just doin. even try doin it to not so hot chicks and with out even the motive of talking to them afterwards. |
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jesus |
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Ahahaha... |
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hahahahaha yes |
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Funny game and is maybe based on me, but I lose the misogynist game every time! :( |
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i agree with the three second rule too. standing next to someone for fifteen minutes and then starting up a conversation with no provocation is always going to be creepy, no matter the gender. it's all about confidence and acting like you're not totally intimidated to be talking to these super hot girls who you really have no business talking to because you're an unkempt tosser on unemployment and spends most of his days on the internet. |
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haha, true. Confidence is important. I girl smiled at me yesterday, I think we are in love now. :) |
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Also, was that a little transference going on with the unkempt unemployed tosser bit? ;) |
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a year ago maybe, but i now have a gf you loves me for the unkempt tosser i am :) |
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pah! a year ago maybe... a year ago deffo and you found a good chick who likes unkempt dossers and now your uppin your game so that she'll stick around more like. either way, win. |
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well, technically a year ago i still had my job :P |
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Ah, that'll be me one day. gf and job aren't the only things I want in life, but I guess with these things, nothing else seems to matter perhaps. Is it true, at times, nothing seems to matter when you got your regular income and a loving lady? |
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my unemployment cheques been shrinking :/ and i have never had a job with regular, sufficient income. i've eaten lots of mac n cheese. |
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You know, a better icebreaker would have probably been if they knew when the next bus was going by. However, the bus stop is not a good place to meet girls anyway. And anyone who tells you to be yourself is full of shit. Some people are just naturally better at talking to members of the opposite sex, those people just need to act like themselves. Everyone else has to make an effort of it. I think its more important to not second guess yourself. Don't get too disappointed if something you say doesn't work, as statistically, the odds of compatibility are stacked against you in the first place; its the same for everyone else. |
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Cos you have destroyed my dream and your life doesn't sound too pleasant; empathetic :( + *hugs* = man bonding. Although I have had a few jobs with regular income. ;) But things will change for you and I my, friend. You'll get the job you need and I the girlfriend, at which point we'll take over the world! :O |
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I was wondering how ugly are you ( no offence) because this has a big influence on the outcome of your question. Also: did you wear earplugs? |
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welkom back btw |
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put a dounut on your dick and show it to the girls and say hey girls you want some donuts? |
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No earplugs, no ugly. |
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xlt manlove ftw |
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i'm surprised you haven't met more chicks at Uni *_* are there not many girls on your course? |
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than I would have offered the doughnuts! Good luck next time.. |
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I spoke to a girl about this issue and she said a lot of girls are very conscious about their weight, so maybe they would have rejected the offer of doughnuts on that basis. Then again, she also said she would have said yes if it was a cookie with chocolate chips in it... |
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congs on the 4000th post.. also a good question: were the girls heavy weight fat? |
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Thanks, I didn't even realise until you said. :) And no, the girls were not heavy weight fat! :D |
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Last time I was at the very same Asda was last Wednesday. And someone gave me their number! I was just standing at the bus stop (IN the bus shelter this time) and someone started chatting to me, we sat next to each other on the bus, and they gave me their number before I got off! His name was Peter. True story. :( |
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lol! |
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