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Do you pee on the lord?
 

offline MutterMenace from Groton (United States) on 2010-12-29 07:06 [#02402649]
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Have you ever experienced the delights of pissing on his
kingly beard?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2010-12-29 12:14 [#02402658]
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nope


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2010-12-29 17:09 [#02402674]
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Show me his whereabouts and I will gladly give his beard a
golden shower.


 

offline yann_g from now on 2010-12-29 19:30 [#02402682]
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i do not pee on the lord, and i do not wipe my arse with the
bible, for my shit and my butt deserve better.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2010-12-29 19:32 [#02402683]
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thinking god has a beard made me laugh so hard It made me
pee in my pants


 

offline chassis from the bottom of a pint glass (Heard and McDonald Islands) on 2010-12-29 19:52 [#02402687]
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Wouldnt you have to pee upwards? Unless your so high you're
above god.

Hmmmmmm, time to smoke and piss.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2010-12-30 02:34 [#02402714]
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you will burn your weenus in righteous fire


 

offline clark672010 on 2010-12-30 05:32 [#02402721]
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what do u mean by that??


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2010-12-30 18:34 [#02402747]
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I wonder if medicine is advanced enough to install vocal
chords and a tongue in your ass. Then I could say the lord's
prayer in fart talk. Its weird that this line:
"but deliver us from the evil one"
is in the lord's prayer when the lord is the evil
one.


 


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