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I do have goals, but not many of them would measure up to what is traditionally considered as a proper goal for someone my age. But that's the problem with these fucking people all over the fucking world. Before you're in your 20's you are considered not old enough to make your own decisions or to do anything that the grown ups do. You are cursed with having to listen to guidance counsellors and professors whose sole course of knowledge is based on what books they have learned most from and what fearless leader (in this case the economy) decides what it is that YOU want to do for gainful employment. after your 20's you are considered too old to do what the grown ups do. Inbetween your 20's, your expected to go through a phase of rebellion, fuck some shit up, get in trouble and learn your lesson that your objective in life is to settle down and pay taxes and die. |
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You really are a cock |
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What |
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He said "You really are a cock". |
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as a child my goal was to grow up to have a great sex-life. then when i got sex i finally realized that sex isn't 1/8 as great as i imagined, that vaginas are likely to smell and taste weird, that girls put on ridiculous music in order to get it on, have very boring personalities etc; now i wish i had a realistic life-goal. i'd like to have 100% spare-time and not be bothered by anyone; but i guess, that's impossible. |
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You really are a cock |
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Yeah, funny, sex is like that.... if you're German and only fuck sociology students, I guess. |
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i guess maybe chavs have great sex-lives. i wouldn't envy them, though. |
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this basically means you are shit at sex,try a bag of cocaine and 2 hours in a brothel. |
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yeh thats MY life goal |
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Do it,take photos.report back |
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Suck a scholar's cock and get the fuck over it |
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lol, what's wrong with you? why do you get upset so easily? |
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stop drinking all that guinness, st miguel and carling. you'll lose your man-boobs, gain a clear mind and will be able to enjoy your existence w/out anger. |
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I don't drink any of that shite though I do "drink", I'm as thin as a rake, I am not angry only episodically, I only want you to be happy and am sorry for being "a cock". Let's all try to get along. If god exists he invented pubs so, you know, respect due. |
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Just imagine, now, ejaculating over some fit black girl's tits. Fucking lovely. Praise Allah, or Yahowl or whatever you're called this week. |
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My life goal is to die. |
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"If god exists he invented pubs" oh i like that.. |
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ejaculating over some fit black girl's tits yeh like shaznay lewis another life goal |
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My life goal is to get the girl back, then save the world. |
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my life goal is to rest in peace |
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no worries. it's funny you mention black girls, because like them contrary to most white guys. i guess the uk might even be the best place to pick up black girls in the western world. in germany they're sparse and in the united states the races don't mix too easily. |
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"because i like them" it's supposed to read |
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Amen to that, brother. |
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my mate married a fat black nigerian (or other african variant) women, give it 3 years befor shes bled him dry and fuck him off. pastey white chicks ftw. |
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"All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals."- Homer Simpson, on TV. |
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chemical attachments is not goals of life for sure. |
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My life goal is to fuck a shark, a kind shark with a heart of gold. |
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have you read some lautréamont |
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*googles* Jesus Christ, is there any perversion a French poet didn't think of first? |
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Have fun and take a shit. *posting in a monoid thread* |
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to live past 2011 |
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Are you sure you want to see 2012? Pray to the Old Ones now to be eaten first when Cthulhu rises. It's better that way. |
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black nigerian ? interesting for sure. |
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DUBturbo ? interesting for sure. |
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