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tonight at 20.00 CET the nasa will announce the imminent invasion by the lizard people. warm-blooded creatures have to face serious changes for their further existence. what many among us already knew is that the lizard people were trying to heat up the earths climate for their cold-blooded bodies, but since the climate change may fire backwards into a new ice-age the plan has changed. the most anticipated solution now is to grind our very beloved planets rotation to a standstill, which will result in a permanently heated up area for the lizards. mankind can only survive in the lizards slave mines and food pens. i hereby call to everybody to be prepared when that happens, we will hide in the dark side of the earth and survive by planting solanum, waiting until our time comes again! |
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oh and dont believe what youre reading at this point, theyre playing it down until the actual broadcast.. |
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I for one welcome our bacterial alien invaders, who plan to enslave us and feed off our testicles for essential, juicy alien nutrients. |
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i read that in a kent brockman voice^^ its a shame we dont have morbu announcing the news "puny little earthlings will perish!" |
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"Gentlemen, we have determined that there is substance of biological origin in the vicinity of Uranus." |
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"how many people are living in the vicinity of uranus?" |
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lots of people living in Mianus (Connecticut). hanging out chillin living good lives. not sure people can survive in Uranus however? maybe lizards deep in uranus with special ultra violet lamps? |
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any news on the NASA conference ijonspeches? |
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yup, any news? just curious. |
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so you actually do post other stuff then spam? interesting |
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google is quite a useful tool... just type in nasa and click on the news tab. |
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Ok so still no evidence..just a geobiologist who says that life is possible in space. Sure I believe in other lifeforms in space but I want to see it! |
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how can they do this ?! no word of the lizard people !! damn that bogus space agency, they still leave us uninformed about the invasion :/ but they cant shut me down! i know the truth and i will tell everybody now wait what who are you, what are you doing here ?! no dont! they have a right to knowahhhhhhhhhhsulhvul aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u |
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The aliens are hiding in Obama's anus, cuz it's warm. |
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