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About twice a week (for $50) I give plasma. Today, it was the most relaxing part of my day. I use it to support my cd habit... soon I'll use it for the ridiculously expensive gas prices. How does everyone else afford their habits? |
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i prostitute myself out to candy ravers and play house music at their stupid little parties |
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Yeah, plasma is one step above prostitution...I'm still selling my body. |
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Id devote myself to the science of hearing. Id make all them funny science dudes play autechre all day long..uh...for 'science tests'..yeah thats it ;) |
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yeah, but i'm selling my soul |
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not that i don't like house music... it's just i'd rather do something more... original? it's not the right word, but i suppose it'll do |
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I have tryed to sell my sperm but nobody at the video store wanted to buy it !!!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!P.S. FOR SALE THE BARON'S SPERM $200.00 FOR A ZIP-LOCK BAG FULL!!!!!!!! |
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... what size zip lock bag are we talking here? the little sandwhich ones? the mediums? larges? the ones that stand upright? |
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and what's the sperm count? i'm not paying $200 for subpar semen |
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The sandwich bags of course !!!!!!Geez the big ones are you trying to kill me ?????It would take a little while for me to fill one for you!!!!!!!!Give me a months notices if you want a large bag !!!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!! |
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okay the sandwhich bags... i'll tell you what, you give me $20 and smoke me up, and i'll take that baggy off your hands |
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Hmmmmmm ok it's a deal but you have to give me a copy of "Pee Wee's Big Adventure"!!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!! |
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Ewww that's nashty :/ |
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Yeah Pee Wee works, but sometimes I just need Ernest Saves Christmas or Ernest Goes to Jail... |
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never- i only have 1 vcr, and that tape is very dear to me DEAR TO ME, I SAY ... the idiot has spoken ... ... !!!! |
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I turned to this thread without catching any of it except the line: "i'm not paying $200 for subpar semen" and I cracked up. It's not quite as funny on context, but still good material. |
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i suppose i can take that as a compliment... but i certainly don't have to like it |
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Those video store people wouldn't give me a haircut either!!! What's wrong with them??? The w M w has spoken!!!!! |
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