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A black guy (African) phoned me and said he is coming to my house at 7pm tonight, then hung up. I am a bit scared, TBH. What should I do? The sooner you reply the better, as I only have 44 minutes left (perhaps to live...). Thanks in advance for any life-saving advice. Tractern |
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What have you done? |
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I don't even know! :( |
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Take it like a man. What's the worst that could happen? |
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hi ladyboi, lol! is my response to the pic. I recognise his voice as that of a black man. If he looks like that I won't be too scared. If he tries to do a fuck on me, what would you advise me do? Thanks |
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He could actually do a kill on me! :( THAT'S the worst that could happen... |
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That's not that bad... |
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:( ! |
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watch home alone for some tips. |
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haha, nice I like it! :D Cheers Torture Garden, you're alright! |
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Okay, that sounds good, thank you. Should I not run, or something? There is a back door I might be able to escape outta. I try this perhaps? SHIT, 6 minutes to go!!! :O |
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Put on your web cam so we can all watch |
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hahaha! :D No dice. Unless you're willing to pay? |
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I'm all out of cash, after Big bought people XLT memberships the other day I thought I'd pay a black man to go over to your house and bum you, as a treat. |
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It's 3 minutes past, maybe he forgot about me! Here's to hoping eh, XL? |
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Man- up T. ummmm...I mean...oh never mind. |
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lol, wow we are getting into the Christmas spirit early this year, huh? :) Unfortunately, I am not a gay. :/ Thanks for the thought though, Stein. |
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I wonder if the bumming has started yet? |
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wtf happened then>? bearing in mind you are in brighton, i fear the worst |
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Hey black man! If you happen to read this, please post the result of your encounter with mr T. Why, you ask? Because we care! That's why! *grabs some popcorn* |
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hope tractern didn't log out and left this thread on the screen |
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That'd be nuts if Tito Jackson came over and started singing ABC, all naked and covered in baby oil. Good luck, though. Hopefully this thread isn't posted in the news after "authorities find your corpse", etc. |
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Tito and Tractern sitting in a tree,B-U-M-M-I-N-G. Childish? Me? |
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//Did he say "I´m black"? Or could you tell?// He said he was African. People from Africa have a distinct accent. |
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Genuine lol. The only thing that sobered me up was reflecting on the sorry state of Tractern's arse now. |
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Haha, I was worried about that at one point, actually. :D |
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This thread reminded me that I did an animation in reply to , but I didn't care to finish it. However, ..... Man, I gotta get around to finishing more SHIT. |
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Okay, here's what happened: We watched Family Guy, we went and bought some wine, he gave me some useful relationship advice and then we watched MOTD, then more Family Guy and then he left. No bum fucking, but other fun, including free wine, FUCK YEAH! Thanks for the concern, everyone! Now watching the film Envy (with Jack Black and Ben Stiller). Anyone seen it? |
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which team did he support? i bet it was arsenal |
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SAY WHAT? You hung out with a stranger watching wine fueled Family Guy? |
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He said some stuff about liking Chelsea. He likes Chelsea, but I am not sure if he supports them... |
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Yeah, it was nice. :) I'd recommend it to you, jnsanto. x |
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All right-- well, the next time a stranger calls me on the phone- preferably African- I'll be sure to bust out the alcohol and cartoons. |
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Good. :) I liked your 'poo poo' audio, but the end bit was a bit unnecessary I thought, cos it destroyed the illusion quite a bit. Still enjoyed it though, especially the bit where he almost said 'my greatest fantasy... fear' :D |
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Thanks! Well, it's the raw audio, cuz I didn't feel like taking the end out. The end bits were the various reactions for the middle of the video, cuz it was a video cutup thing, with animation parts for the explanations. Attached is an animation frame-- but the background and foreground elements are actually not to scale, cuz the background would've been zoomed in. |
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also, the tape was not in frame, but that was for when the pony is taped to the one homosexual's back (moved diagonally off frame) |
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and when they "merge into a massive power of anal licking", the 2 and the onlookers fly together into a massive homosexual robot thing and fly into space. |
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merry go round that comes out of the floor, with ceiling damage for later when the homo giant robot flew threw |
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It's pretty. :) |
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Not LCD Soundsystem's finest song, imho. |
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really>? Unbelievable. |
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so he dialed your number randomly? |
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Exactly what I was going to say. |
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one time my mate was on CB radio and his mum lives in a tin house from the 2nd world war (protection from bombs and bird shit and shit) so he was on CB radio going all 'o bre fuck u all bre. u all come nad get me if u think yr hard bre'. and this old geezer was on like channel 4 or some shit going all 'oi butty ill come down and sort you out now like'. and my mate was all 'o bre come on then bre u will never trace me bro'. neway. my m8 was messing this shit for an hour... then the car with a cb aerial pulls up outside the tin house and the blokes just waiting there and shit. and my mate is all like 'o fuck bre hes right outside' and then the geezers on the radio going 'oi butty i tracked you down butt you better not do that again or ill fucken kill ew butt' |
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what kind of a significant difference does his colour make? |
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makes it just a bit scarier, apparently. |
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interesting. |
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In Tokyo there are a lot of Africans who own hip hop fashion shops, but they have accents from Zimbabwe, etc. Not really the most hardcore urban shit, but I suppose it's a good business move. |
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