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this feels like a strange moment. this is man forehead. if i lift back my fringe girls swoon and males fear me. the space between my eyebrows and hairline commands respect |
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fivehead. |
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actually its got me feeling all midlife crisis. ive even looked into surgery. i was told that if i mix coconut oil with baking soda and lemon (apply twice daily usually before bed) i will look 12 again |
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from some angles i look very dashing. but dashing isnt relevant anymore. this new self interested world of small foreheads has no room for old timey lookin fuckers like me |
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i'd have been the height of handsome in the 50s. i wonder what changed. why is a smaller forehead what the world wants? i'm beginning to think its really unfair how life dosnt revolve around me |
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big forehead will suggest masculinity/authority and all that, not so hip. when is hip going to drive itself into a ditch and burn? its had its fucking day and nobodys bothered anymore. |
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a large sloping forehead is more indicative of primates with lower brain capacity. |
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but yeah fivehead, |
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couldnt you find an urban dictionary way to say 'indicative'? |
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i wonder if it will be phob1azero or ladyboi that starts 'my foreskin is bigger' thread? its probably presumptuous to feel like this thread is spinoff werthy but i dare to dream. |
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actually my dream is to put 'these' on a lot of the 'words i type' |
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Put an eyeball on your forehead, that way lasers shoot out. |
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forehead accessorization is a bad plan |
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you would've said that about vaginas a year ago, but then along came vajazzling. |
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why not just say: hey I'm getting bold? |
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why?? because of the drugs! just got kicked out of a party by a clown. then had this friend tell me it was my fault the clown kicked us out. |
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Ampi, do you like Come Dine With Me? |
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Most of the people in it have foreheads, some quite big, so it is relevant to this thread. ;) |
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lol, srsly? |
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lol |
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i measured it and its not sooo big. bitch im not bald no where near. i just have the forehead of a genius. in the future that i will mould you will all be judged on forehead. GOOD LUCK |
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