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offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2010-08-03 20:39 [#02388584]
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that is all.


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offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2010-08-03 21:03 [#02388587]
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i'd drool all over her boobs


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2010-08-04 05:30 [#02388620]
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epic zero-g tits


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-08-04 16:16 [#02388651]
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BADOUM is right!!!

...but look at all those white people in the background...
trying to be all black with their eye coverings. That's
like a person of African descent putting sun tan lotion on
their eyeballs.

And that's not racist-- I'm just bringing up internationally
important issues of melanin replicating synthetics, with
regard to a foreground of voluptuous breasts. I think it's
all an issue we need to discuss.

Like, fuck the wars, fuck America's stock pile of NUKULUR
shitz-- just world peace, background sunglasses, and posed
breasts in the foreground of everyone's line of sight.

That could be our lives if we all work hard.


 

offline cyrstal dude from LA all day! (United States) on 2010-08-11 23:45 [#02389350]
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i would like to have sex with this lady


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2010-08-11 23:52 [#02389352]
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She is gorgeous. One of the many reasons to watch mad men.


 

offline wavephace from off the chain on 2010-08-12 01:01 [#02389355]
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dunno


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2010-08-12 01:50 [#02389357]
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there's something wrong with her left big toe


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2010-08-12 10:25 [#02389388]
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i didnt notice the feet. you're a freak.


 

offline yoyoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2010-08-12 10:59 [#02389392]
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its broken


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-08-13 17:20 [#02389447]
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Ahaha- holy shit! The power or conforming to "aesthetic
standards". Poor, poor women... But at the same time- what
the fuck. If I walk around the street with shorts that
leave half my ballz hanging out of both sides, I'd probably
go to jail.

But then women can have half-tit exposed, and it's fine.
And I can't stare. I want to walk around with my ballz
exposed as some sort of statement on the issue, but my ballz
just aren't shiny and pretty enough yet. And then I can
invent the push up bra for ballz- you know- to really
emphasize my masculinity.

Like, "Hey, ladies... look at THESE... I bet my
gender and sense of sexuality was questionable before
viewing, but now that you've seen the bulginess of my
half-exposed shiny ballz, you can be confident that I'm a
sexy, manly man. ...PLEASE LOVE ME!!!!!!! I'M SHOWING YOU
MY BALLZ-- PLEASE LOOOOoOOoOooVE MMMEeEeEeEeEEE!!!!!"


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2010-08-13 18:03 [#02389456]
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what's wrong with her neck


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2010-08-13 18:04 [#02389457]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2010-08-13 18:26 [#02389462]
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she have brast

man enjoy brast


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2010-08-13 18:37 [#02389464]
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fuckin' hell, what's going on with her big toes in those
shoes?


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2010-08-13 18:40 [#02389465]
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Hahaha, her neck up looks like a volcano, and her hair is
the molten lava


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2010-08-15 00:38 [#02389586]
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Thats a poor comparison. A guy can walk around with his full
chest exposed in most countries and not get into any
trouble.

If a woman were to expose her labia in public, it would be
treated with just as much legal severity as a man exposing
his testicles.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-08-15 15:55 [#02389624]
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ladyboi Good question! Looking: boobs. Having:
balls.

Taxidermist Actually, what I wrote is analogous; not
anatomically but by social acceptance of exposure with
regard to sexuality. In "our western whatever fuck
society", men's breast areas aren't generally considered
overly sexual or visually erotic, which is why it's
acceptable to expose the area. So while ze ballz aren't
anatomically analogous- or even erotically- it's about as
close as one could get with the whole "half exposure"
concept (and there's also the visual resemblance). Or maybe
walking around with half-shaft exposed would work, also.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2010-08-15 16:32 [#02389630]
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Cute feet are of paramount importance. I can't fap to this.


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2010-08-15 16:53 [#02389632]
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fags


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2010-08-15 19:30 [#02389663]
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LAZY_NESS


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2010-08-15 19:34 [#02389664]
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i'd fuck that toe


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2010-08-15 19:39 [#02389666]
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maybe it's like that because of the weight of her massive
babylons


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2010-08-15 21:25 [#02389670]
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that face of hers says it all: if necessary, i'll break
my big toes to look sexy. roarrrrrrrrr
and my
narcissistic mind would project a and i'd do it all for
you, honey
after it.

after which i'd grab her by her middle and take her to some
quiet comfy place and i'd give her a massage starting with
her feet working all the way up.

awetekkkkrrrrrrrrrrreeee



 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2010-08-16 15:11 [#02389714]
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Her feet don't even make sense


 

offline yoyoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2010-08-16 16:06 [#02389717]
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not my type


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2010-08-18 22:37 [#02389954]
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Thats actually a common complication that happens when women
wear high heels too often.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2010-08-18 22:54 [#02389955]
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Someone get this woman some loafers!


 

offline Advocate on 2010-08-18 23:03 [#02389956]
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her face looks 39.

her tits look 22.


 

offline staz on 2010-08-19 06:37 [#02389985]
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she owns


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2010-08-19 07:01 [#02389988]
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her left tit is bigger than the right one.

@jnasato ummm, men's chests definitely can and are
considered to be erotic.

maybe not your sad flabby mess of man tit and pubic hair,
but chicks will still swoon when a guy takes off his shirt.
(also, i bet seeing a sliver of your ballsack would hardly
turn on a lady either.)

it's women who are disadvantaged, they should be allowed to
go topless as well!


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2010-08-19 07:39 [#02389990]
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they are in some places.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2010-08-19 07:55 [#02389991]
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yep, i'm going there in just over a week :)


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-08-19 18:18 [#02390043]
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"ummm, men's chests definitely can and are
considered to be erotic. "

I was referring to men's chests, relative to women's... in
Western society. In old Hawaii and places in Africa,
women's breasts were exposed and were as "neutral" as men's
chests. But like a face-- every part can be considered
erotic or also disgusting.

"maybe not your sad flabby mess of man tit and pubic hair"
Sorry- I am rippling muscle at this point, despite this
being an electronic music board. I was just sayin', iiiiin
general... Like most women wouldn't do shit to see a guy's
chest, compared to men who would literally kill another,
just to see some nipple. That's what ze modern world has
done for the female chest-- its elevated the chichi power x
1,000,000!


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2010-08-19 22:48 [#02390076]
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i still dont see why youre saying women should cover their
boobies more.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2010-08-21 05:14 [#02390191]
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Women aren't stimulated visually in the same way men are.
For the same reason pornography directed towards men is a
massive industry, whereas for women its a niche market.


 

offline AcidDuel from United States on 2010-09-09 14:34 [#02392307]
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Her tits are way too small.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-09 20:50 [#02392339]
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I'd do her even though I'm ginger myself.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-09 21:09 [#02392342]
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OK


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offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2010-09-09 22:34 [#02392356]
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Only we old-timers are aware of that picture's origin.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-10 18:27 [#02392429]
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:)


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offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2010-09-10 19:13 [#02392438]
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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-10 19:28 [#02392441]
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JESUS THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2010-09-10 19:36 [#02392443]
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2003!


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2010-09-10 19:49 [#02392444]
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offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-09-10 21:02 [#02392449]
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"the thing about the old days, is they the old days"


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-09-19 10:42 [#02393332]
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the thing about ballz

iiif you're able to sign in to flickr...


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2010-09-19 20:59 [#02393404]
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YES!!!


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2010-12-04 10:00 [#02400047]
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googled for hendrix and found this thread. nice !


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-12-05 00:41 [#02400181]
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I like this thread, because it reminds me of posting from a
smoky internet cafe in Tokyo.

Good times, good times.....


 


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