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I just come back from the library, I was one week late Had to pay 10 euro,dammit!! such a waste!!! being lazy is expensive! |
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That's some high penalty, for fuckssake, you could buy a book for that kind of money... |
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My last library fine was £342... You lightweight...;).. |
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i hear that! being lazy is mass ezpensive...i wich eveyone was more sympathetic towards lazyness... |
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its a quarter at my school |
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I always end up taking RENTED movies back late, usually out of my SHEER laziness...Sometimes I pay so much i couldve bought the thing.... Damn... |
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£342.00? what had you borrowed? the missing link? |
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Jand: did you pay it? I've got a book from Colchester library that I got out about 18 months ago. I wonder what the fine is. |
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how long did you keep those books? cuzz this is impressing! did you really pay it? |
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I actually have some mental problem with taking things back to libraries... ever since I was about 10 and joined for the first time... It's cost me loads, probably > £1000..they even threaten you with Baliffs, the bastards.....(although it does take em years to track you down....Fucking Essex county council will find & fine you in the end so be warned..)... |
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Oh dear. I'd better post that book back. Though I don't see how they'd track me down. Surely they must just write shit off. |
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The max fine now per book is a £5 ... but they eventually take you to court and you have to pay for a)the fines b)the books c)court costs... jonesy..max fine is a fiver but if you've moved from Essex I reckon you'll be alright (altho taking any advice from me regarding libraries isn't advised..;).. |
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suddenly, I feel a lot better |
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the most i had was a measley 16 quid-and that was for cd's from birmingham library. when i asked the ape behind the counter how long i had to pay he said i didnt-i just wouldnt be able to borrow from the audio library till it was paid. damn my luck-i could still choose from 16 copies of 'life thru a lense' and 4 scratches cd's of 'bat out of hell-the best of meatloaf' if it wsnt for that pesky 16 quid. suffise to say the debt remains the same. |
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They even recognise my voice in the legal dept now when I phone up so I guess I must be vaugly famous with em... I actually had to take some back to Braintree Lib the other day (to get out of paying for the books as well as the fines) and I pretended to be my older brother as I didn't want to get any hassle when they saw they were 3yrs overdue...I should've been an actor coz I ended up having a long conversation about how slack my little brother was and how the family had disowned him after his Crack problems...lol...Their faces were a picture... |
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My friend actually works in the library and used to wipe my fines off the computer. I daren't ask her to wipe these as that's taking the piss really. Besides I want to keep the book. Its a book about house music and is really good. Good on equipment. |
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This MB is great for confessing your sins... p.s. If I ever ask to borrow anything from you, RUN AWAY VERY QUICKLY... |
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I got a fine last year for riding my bike without lights. Fuckin Essex pigs. I ended up paying nearly £100 as I got a court summuns. Mind you I did call them facists so... |
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can anyone lend me a tenner? i'll give it back on thursday. i promise. honestly i really really will. can you make it fifthteen? |
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Uhm, I have some books that I have not returned for about 13 years, and even the library had been closed some 8 years ago, but i did recieve a letter asking me to return those books like 4-5 years ago, from a central library. I choose to ignore it. |
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Is anyone interested in some time share apartments? |
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and so you should have been fined jonesy. riding without lights is highly irresponsible. nice to see the british bobby making a decent cop for once. graet britsih justjuice. |
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I'm glad I'm not the only crim on the board...;).. I can just picture you calling em fascists...nice one.. |
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It was only because, irony of ironies, I was getting to the videoshop before it closed to avoid paying another night's rental. |
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jonesy, you are one loonie... but we love you |
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don't talk about the video shop! still have to pay them my last penalty! 20e I don't go there anymore! |
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Its good to see you all use libraries. They closed my local one down because no-one was using it. Pah, they don't realise a good thing when they see it. They should thank you, not fine you. Nazis. |
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Hmmmm . . . .yes it is! (Re:Something Shocking) |
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but then everyone would pinch the books!! its simple the more books you read will be rewarded by special 'fellatio' tickets/tokens so you could get blown by a special sex machine in every library. erm...yeah, that's what i think. |
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Thank you Meho. |
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That would work for me...I'd never of entered the world of Library Crime if they'd had that sort of fellatio setup... Perhaps we should suggest it to em... |
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definately. id be having constant headaches id be reading so fast.... |
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A great Idea. It's just that I prolly wouldn't like most of the other guys at the library... You know, those who never read a book in their life, lining up just for a blojob... So I'd just have to revert to wanking.. |
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aaah-you get 'hand job' tokens for returning audio products you'd borrowed. |
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there has to be an incentive, y'know?? |
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yeah, yeah, but it would attract a lot of lowlife scum, right? I mean, I'd be there, for one... |
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I wouldn't actually read the books. I would just pretend to. That way I could get thorough a staggering amount of books and hence get more points! |
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See? |
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i have never paid a library fine because i just don't ever go back to the library. so far they havenot charged me anything... i also have a total of approx 400$ in late fees at about 7 or 8 different Hollywood video stores. I just rent at one untill i get some huge late fee then i just go get another membership at a new store. now i have that netflix thing though so no more late fees for me. |
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no no no no no -no cheating-you will be intensively quizzed by stunning librarian about the books you CLAIM to have read before you get your 'sucky sucky'/'one off the wrist cards'-no cheating. this is to purely cut down on queing times to the proposed blowing machine. |
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Ahh, Ken, I see your point. But that would mean having to really work to get a blowjob. Damn, what's the difference... |
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I'm not so sure about sticking me knob in a machine tho... would it not be possible to get some of the staff to offer the service instead?... Ah shit, scrub that...I've just remembered what our local librarians look like...lets go with the machine.. |
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AH man! But I read really slowly. That is sooo unfair. I am dyslecik. |
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What about reading same books more times, then? |
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You could always say you can't read but you like looking at the pictures... Might not be able to qualify for the blowjob machine tho... |
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yeah-machines may be artificial, but id rather get frutty with a coffe machine looking device than with the monkey-woman behind the counter. this way you get education as well as a guilt/disgust free 'ride'. |
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Hey, that sounds dead good. I could be an itinerant library user. I could borrow the same book from libraries all over the country and librarians would never realise I had already read the book before. Meho you are my saviour |
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Skaming for blowjobs: what a way to spend your free time. I could make that my hobby. LOL |
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well, hows this? if you take out the large type and return it on time you get your balls rubbed? |
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that's not nearly enough. I say that nothing less than a decent handjob is acceptable. |
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