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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 01:12 [#02383287]
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my wife just got her settlement visa :D took over 4 months for them to process it, i am going to Nanning in 2 weeks and will return home with my wife to our new home ... very happy :D
this also gives me time to hunt down Raiden
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 01:21 [#02383288]
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Hey, that's cool Larn- congs on your wife's VISA. :)
Also, I got a Korean girl's number in a club the other night (night club, not a strip bar) and I was wondering how you think I should approach the situation in order to form a relationship with/ have sexual relations with her.
Thanks in advance for advice.
Who is Raiden, btw?
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cwnt
on 2010-06-10 01:41 [#02383296]
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cool. im going back next week. great food, great women, great illegal piracy games.
re korean women approach, say "anyeonghaseyo" either 1 of 2 situations will occur
1. haha how do you know korean? oh haha i dont know teach me korean? haha ok meet @ starbucks/mobile phone exchange etc blah blah
2. she say "i have a boyfriend"
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 03:35 [#02383306]
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Cool, thanks, I will practice. :)
I hope it doesn't mean something really bad, though... :(
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 03:37 [#02383307]
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Her name is Sora, I know cos I remember it begninning with 'S' when she put her number on my phone and I found it on my phone that way. :)
I wonder what that name means...
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 04:04 [#02383309]
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thanks :)))
well i know with chinese women, if you treat them nice and polite they will respect you. which is sort of a reverse of how you do it here lol
btw allot of chinese women are virgins, sex is still a bit taboo in some areas, you have to remember our sexual revolution started in the 60s in china it was more like the 90s . but if she has lived here then chances are she is open to sexual encounters lol
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 04:06 [#02383310]
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dunno as much about korean culture though, but it's similar to china
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cwnt
on 2010-06-10 06:58 [#02383314]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRSgY6DJRmg&feature=relate...
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cwnt
on 2010-06-10 06:59 [#02383315]
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larn thats exactly the truth
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 08:39 [#02383317]
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you're learning Korean are you.. cwnt? lol
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cwnt
on 2010-06-10 09:05 [#02383321]
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nah thats for tractern to impress his desired girl
need to learn more chinese :D
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 09:19 [#02383323]
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chinese is probably the most difficult language to learn, that is if you speak english.. there are 4 tones which are used..
get one wrong and you could end up saying something really silly, but the chinese respect you for trying. i can say a handful of words, but i can't hold a conversation. all i can do is comment on things using one adjective, or make short statements, like. i am happy: wo gao xing , are you happy: ni goa xing ma?
pigiu - beer essential :)
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cwnt
on 2010-06-10 09:32 [#02383325]
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ni jiehun le ma <- all i need :D
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 16:12 [#02383357]
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My mate told me to buy a dog, take it to her on a lead and say I bought her take away.
Do you think this might help?
He really did say this, but I am serious about trying to win into her favour. Just so you know I am not taking the piss... :)
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 16:16 [#02383359]
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Hm, yeah I thought that would be a good idea- being polite and gentlemanly. :)
When I danced with her and her friends they didn't take too well to being ground against. Then again, nor did the British girls... ;p
But I will try to be nice and keep the sexual thing in mind, thanks for the advice, mate! :D
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 16:20 [#02383360]
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If she has UK citizenship then you need to treat her like a piece of dog shit because that's how relationships work over here. Without exception.
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 16:23 [#02383361]
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She will have a lovely pussy that tastes nicer than a white woman's (like strawberry milkshake) and she will squeak when you have sex with her. Remember to kill her after you have sex with her or she will start hassling you for money.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2010-06-10 16:56 [#02383364]
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haha this thread
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2010-06-10 16:57 [#02383365]
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haha!
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Steinvordhosbn
from London (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 22:19 [#02383416]
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Fanny Law
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AphexAcid
from Sweden on 2010-06-11 23:54 [#02383587]
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i like korea.
korean gentleman
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Dael
from the low end (Australia) on 2010-06-12 02:26 [#02383622]
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go grab an iped.
iPed or ipad?
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-12 03:05 [#02383630]
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You are all shallow, ignorant piece of bollocks. :)
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-12 03:05 [#02383631]
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Except Larn.
<3
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clark672010
on 2010-06-12 04:33 [#02383642]
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china might be a great country to travel
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-12 11:40 [#02383673]
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Where i'm going is called Nanning , it's in the Guangxi province in the south, it's known as 'the green city of china'
As a very exotic part of china, lots of very beautiful women come from this area, including my wife :P
If you go to china for exploring, it's not as exspensive as you think. a flight at certains times of the year can be just £300 return (uk-china) visa will cost £90 , hotels are as little as £10 a night for a 3 star, but if you're prepared to sleep in smaller cheap ones, you might only pay £3 or £4 a night
food for a whole day, breakfast, lunch, dinner will cost about £5 , but that's going to nice restaurents, if you bought from a super makert, might only cost you £1 a day
a glass of beer is about 0.30p pack of cigs about 0.20p and you can smoke anywhere, even in hospitals lol
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-12 12:05 [#02383676]
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allot of components for the ipad and iphone are manufactured in foxconn a factory in china, shenzen
10 workers on average commit suicide by jumping off the building each year
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