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offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 01:12 [#02383287]
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my wife just got her settlement visa :D took over 4 months
for them to process it, i am going to Nanning in 2 weeks
and will return home with my wife to our new home ... very
happy :D

this also gives me time to hunt down Raiden


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 01:21 [#02383288]
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Hey, that's cool Larn- congs on your wife's VISA. :)

Also, I got a Korean girl's number in a club the other night
(night club, not a strip bar) and I was wondering how you
think I should approach the situation in order to form a
relationship with/ have sexual relations with her.

Thanks in advance for advice.

Who is Raiden, btw?


 

offline cwnt on 2010-06-10 01:41 [#02383296]
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cool. im going back next week. great food, great women,
great illegal piracy games.

re korean women
approach, say "anyeonghaseyo"
either 1 of 2 situations will occur

1.
haha how do you know korean?
oh haha i dont know
teach me korean?
haha ok
meet @ starbucks/mobile phone exchange etc blah blah

2.
she say "i have a boyfriend"


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 03:35 [#02383306]
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Cool, thanks, I will practice. :)

I hope it doesn't mean something really bad, though... :(


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 03:37 [#02383307]
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Her name is Sora, I know cos I remember it begninning with
'S' when she put her number on my phone and I found it on my
phone that way. :)

I wonder what that name means...


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 04:04 [#02383309]
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thanks :)))

well i know with chinese women, if you treat them nice and
polite they will respect you. which is sort of a reverse of
how you do it here lol

btw allot of chinese women are virgins, sex is still a bit
taboo in some areas, you have to remember our sexual
revolution started in the 60s in china it was more like the
90s . but if she has lived here then chances are she is open
to sexual encounters lol


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offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 04:06 [#02383310]
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dunno as much about korean culture though, but it's similar
to china



 

offline cwnt on 2010-06-10 06:58 [#02383314]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRSgY6DJRmg&feature=relate...



 

offline cwnt on 2010-06-10 06:59 [#02383315]
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larn thats exactly the truth



 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 08:39 [#02383317]
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you're learning Korean are you.. cwnt? lol


 

offline cwnt on 2010-06-10 09:05 [#02383321]
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nah thats for tractern to impress his desired girl

need to learn more chinese :D


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 09:19 [#02383323]
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chinese is probably the most difficult language to learn,
that is if you speak english.. there are 4 tones which are
used..

get one wrong and you could end up saying something really
silly, but the chinese respect you for trying. i can say a
handful of words, but i can't hold a conversation. all i can
do is comment on things using one adjective, or make short
statements, like. i am happy: wo gao xing , are you happy:
ni goa xing ma?

pigiu - beer essential :)


 

offline cwnt on 2010-06-10 09:32 [#02383325]
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ni jiehun le ma <- all i need :D


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 16:12 [#02383357]
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My mate told me to buy a dog, take it to her on a lead and
say I bought her take away.

Do you think this might help?

He really did say this, but I am serious about trying to win
into her favour. Just so you know I am not taking the
piss... :)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 16:16 [#02383359]
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Hm, yeah I thought that would be a good idea- being polite
and gentlemanly. :)

When I danced with her and her friends they didn't take too
well to being ground against. Then again, nor did the
British girls... ;p

But I will try to be nice and keep the sexual thing in mind,
thanks for the advice, mate! :D


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 16:20 [#02383360]
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If she has UK citizenship then you need to treat her like a
piece of dog shit because that's how relationships work over
here. Without exception.


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 16:23 [#02383361]
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She will have a lovely pussy that tastes nicer than a white
woman's (like strawberry milkshake) and she will squeak when
you have sex with her. Remember to kill her after you have
sex with her or she will start hassling you for money.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2010-06-10 16:56 [#02383364]
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haha this thread


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2010-06-10 16:57 [#02383365]
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haha!


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-10 22:19 [#02383416]
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Fanny Law


 

offline AphexAcid from Sweden on 2010-06-11 23:54 [#02383587]
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i like korea.

korean gentleman


 

offline Dael from the low end (Australia) on 2010-06-12 02:26 [#02383622]
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go grab an iped.

iPed or ipad?


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-12 03:05 [#02383630]
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You are all shallow, ignorant piece of bollocks. :)


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-12 03:05 [#02383631]
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Except Larn.

<3


 

offline clark672010 on 2010-06-12 04:33 [#02383642]
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china might be a great country to travel


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-12 11:40 [#02383673]
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Where i'm going is called Nanning , it's in the Guangxi
province in the south, it's known as 'the green city of
china'
As a very exotic part of china, lots of very beautiful women
come from this area, including my wife :P

If you go to china for exploring, it's not as exspensive as
you think. a flight at certains times of the year can be
just £300 return (uk-china) visa will cost £90 , hotels
are as little as £10 a night for a 3 star, but if you're
prepared to sleep in smaller cheap ones, you might only pay
£3 or £4 a night

food for a whole day, breakfast, lunch, dinner will cost
about £5 , but that's going to nice restaurents, if you
bought from a super makert, might only cost you £1 a day

a glass of beer is about 0.30p pack of cigs about 0.20p and
you can smoke anywhere, even in hospitals lol



 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2010-06-12 12:05 [#02383676]
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allot of components for the ipad and iphone are manufactured
in foxconn a factory in china, shenzen

10 workers on average commit suicide by jumping off the
building each year


 


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