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I found a lizard in my garden and I put it in a glass vase near the door, so it doesn't get too hot, with some mud in there to hide under, water to keep cool and a spider to eat. What kinda of lizard is it, anyone know? And what should I do with it? Should I let it out, will it mess up the eco-system if I do let it out? Should I tread on its head? Thanks in advance for advice. |
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Let it back out, ofcourse |
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shark lizard, beware |
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But it might kill all the local newts, IN THE FACE! :O And it has a poorly foot, so I feel I should nurse it back to health (yes, I do have a lot of free time on my hands). |
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OMFG, really? :O |
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Yella belly, lol. |
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From this yellow belly photo I took, I think Elizabeth is a native lizard, so I am gonna set him free now. |
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I was gonna recommend putting yogurt covered snacked in your dickhole and let the lizard rush in there to see what it'd be like, but if you've already let it go... nevermind. I don't think I've ever imagined a lizard in my dick, until now. So I guess this thread started a new era of excellence for me. |
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i think it's a Lacerta vivipara lizard |
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lizards like heat why u put water there? What you done with his tail?... Good think you released him - congs. |
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lol nice find |
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I getted a hungry and bited off his/her tail. :( Hopefully happy back in the wild now. I think the tail will grow back. Then maybe I do a catch on Lizzie and bite off tail again. |
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thanks. :) |
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i think it might kill you. its salivating poison to help digest your soft tissues. it is a relative of the kemodo dragon and once it has eatenz you .....it will be 1 and a 1/2 times your length ( body length, not pe*is= as that would be silly tiny) no, reptiles grow when they eatenz you. and only you are on its menu. tnx for sharing : P |
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dont die tracytern. : ( although, if it does eatenz you.....you will join its spirit and live in harmony wit it. and you cant eat it as your veggie. |
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i was kidding about your pen*s. : ) |
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I have a small penis? *runs away, crying* |
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Talking to yourself about your cock is beyond sad. |
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I've been walking around in my new backyard garden area in Hawaii, and there's fuckin' tons of massive lizards. Not iguana size, but sizable enough to be considered a bbq-on-a-stick snack in a tight paradise situation. It's like fuckin' Jurassic Park up in this parazidize. |
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I am posting on a messageboard, how is that talking to myself, especially if you read it? Clever cunt. Did you help design the Texas Supercollider by any chance? It is really cool that you created something which may help to destroy the world. You're really cool like that. Pathetic twat. |
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Not really Jivverdicker, you're okay. (Whooshka has topped playing). <3 |
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woah woah what's your problem mate? small cock? |
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Uh-huh. :( |
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Thems eyes gots depth of character... Like we could play cards together, if it weren't for the ridiculous size difference. |
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lol poker face |
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OH my god nob-zilla is getting bigger!! poor Tracyturn !!!!! |
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:'( |
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