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offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-05-27 10:09 [#02381537]
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Much like physics, "laws" are only applicable within
context. Many places have jaywalking as "illegal", but this
does not pertain to cats crossing the road, etc.-- so there
are strict qualifications that one must meet in order for
"laws" to apply.

Back to jaywalking-- a person crossing without a crosswalk
can get a ticket or whatever shitz. Take that same person,
put them in an airplane, and they are legally allowed to
cross thousands of roads, with no negative ramifications
whatsoever.

So the real issues with jaywalking are species and vertical
distance from road. Diplomatic immunity might also apply,
which is useful, as one can become a sovereign nation or
give up nationality at will.

To be properly busted for jaywalking- when contested in
court- the citing officer would have to prove you crossed
without a crosswalk, prove you are human, prove that he in
fact measured the height of your travels (and has proper
qualifications to determine height), and that you also don't
have diplomatic immunity.

But usually when cops fuck with me cuz they dick so tiny, I
tell them I'm from the future and on a mission. When they
give me lip, I disintegrate their whole family, and tell
them to go cry like a little bitch, cuz I TOOOLD YOU
MUTHAFUCKA, but you didn't listen. Warning 1: you let me
go. Warning 2: I make you wish you were dead.

What's cool about that, is that while the family is
pixelating away, I project a hologram of the scenes in front
of the dick/friend/love/less cop, and THEEEN they believe
me.

Humans don't usually accept 500 sledge hammers of pleading
for peace... But they run like babies when it's one literal
needle.

Why must families end in order for one dick to chill the
fuck out? That is quite some tolerance for being hard.
Tiny-Diamond-Dick Cop 2010. (TDDC)


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2010-05-27 10:43 [#02381542]
Points: 8603 Status: Lurker



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