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Much like physics, "laws" are only applicable within context. Many places have jaywalking as "illegal", but this does not pertain to cats crossing the road, etc.-- so there are strict qualifications that one must meet in order for "laws" to apply. Back to jaywalking-- a person crossing without a crosswalk can get a ticket or whatever shitz. Take that same person, put them in an airplane, and they are legally allowed to cross thousands of roads, with no negative ramifications whatsoever. So the real issues with jaywalking are species and vertical distance from road. Diplomatic immunity might also apply, which is useful, as one can become a sovereign nation or give up nationality at will. To be properly busted for jaywalking- when contested in court- the citing officer would have to prove you crossed without a crosswalk, prove you are human, prove that he in fact measured the height of your travels (and has proper qualifications to determine height), and that you also don't have diplomatic immunity. But usually when cops fuck with me cuz they dick so tiny, I tell them I'm from the future and on a mission. When they give me lip, I disintegrate their whole family, and tell them to go cry like a little bitch, cuz I TOOOLD YOU MUTHAFUCKA, but you didn't listen. Warning 1: you let me go. Warning 2: I make you wish you were dead. What's cool about that, is that while the family is pixelating away, I project a hologram of the scenes in front of the dick/friend/love/less cop, and THEEEN they believe me. Humans don't usually accept 500 sledge hammers of pleading for peace... But they run like babies when it's one literal needle. Why must families end in order for one dick to chill the fuck out? That is quite some tolerance for being hard. Tiny-Diamond-Dick Cop 2010. (TDDC) |
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