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10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in the mouth. 9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks... tell them how you're just kidding and tell them that they're all a bunch of queers. 8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. During the meeting put one finger in the air and make like you are hocking up a big loogie. Spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the person next to you and say, "Beat that!". 7. Inform a male coworker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker", then piss in his coffee and tell him he needs a good "ass fucking". 6. Always walk around with a big smile, and keep one hand down the front of your pants. 5. Answer every question asked to you with "fuck if I know!", then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race. 4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts. Get them really sweaty and then walk around shaking everyone's hand. 3. Run down the hall with your dick out while urinating all over and yell, "It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!" Then when it stops, look down and say, "Oh!". 2. Ask to borrow someone's pen, bring it to the bathroom, stick it in your butt and return it and tell the person to smell it. When they tell you that it smells bad say, "Well, it should! I had it in my ass!" 1. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it tell them it's the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up and realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point. |
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well thats the most bizzare top 10 i've ever seen, wow!!! |
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damn funny asss hell. I havent sleept in a pretty long time so i feel kinda sensetive.. And damn thanks lol |
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hahah! that was hilarious!! |
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lol i have to admit that was pretty funny... some of them more than others though.. where'd u get it from? or id u write it up urself? |
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it was the joke of the day from zooass.com |
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you should try it...it really works! except the people at my work dont exactly refer to me as the 'funny guy' |
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3. Run down the hall with your dick out while urinating all over and yell, "It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!" Then when it stops, look down and say, "Oh!". what genius came up with that one????????? |
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Here's a really good way to mess with a co-worker: take an normal can of shaving GEL, stick it the freazer for a day.....after a day you'll be able to peel the can apart and you'll be left with a frozen stick of GEL....stick that in someone's desk and in a about an hour the'r desk will explode with GEL, that shit will cover everything |
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have you tried thAT zen? wouldnt the can explode when you cut it open? |
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Running and pissing? I don't think so. I have to stand pretty still. It's like an emergency shut off valve. Even walking is impossible. How do I know? Well, if you've ever been to Finland and tried to take a lead outside with all the damn bugs attacking you.. -P |
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leak even |
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thats fucking great man! I like #9 the best, callin everyone a bunch of fuckin queers after that, thats fucking horrible, haha! |
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i forgot what i was gonna say... |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... ooooh boy hehehehe |
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Most of it is just piss and shit humour, #7 is funny as hell though. |
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i like #5 |
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yeah I've tried it, the can doesn't explode but rather the seems pop open making it easy to unroll the can and be left with the gel in a frozen state |
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