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offline Bill Burroughs from Colombia on 2010-02-09 13:33 [#02365826]
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really


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2010-02-09 13:37 [#02365827]
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troll


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2010-02-09 13:39 [#02365828]
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i couldnt agree more


 

offline Guybrush from the white room on 2010-02-09 13:46 [#02365829]
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puck you


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2010-02-09 13:49 [#02365831]
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ütter lol


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2010-02-09 13:58 [#02365832]
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no one gives a shit


 

offline PS on 2010-02-09 13:59 [#02365833]
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I never thought she was that attractive, but yeah,
I'd also fuck Sandra Bullocks' utters, if given the chance.


 

offline Wolfslice from Bay Area, CA (United States) on 2010-02-09 14:03 [#02365834]
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perhaps you mean udders

I would lick her in the behind. :)!


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2010-02-09 14:04 [#02365836]
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Friends in Christ, Do You Have Demons in Your Colon?

When you smell sulfur, you know Satan has been around. I
can’t tell you how many times I’ve had saved men come up
to me who work on them oil drilling platforms in that Gulf
of Mexicans and tell me the same story. They say that
sometimes they drill too far and suddenly the whole platform
fills with the smell of sulfur coming up the pipeline
straight from Hell. Sometimes, they can actually hear the
sounds of demons in Hell screaming for mercy coming up the
pipe. It is a fact the media don’t want you to know, but
the folks at Exxon Mobile have had to start playing loud rap
music on their platforms just to drown out the sounds of
demons scampering up the pipeline to escape their
never-ending torture. Sometimes, they don’t close the
hole quick enough and millions of demons escape.
Fortunately for us, most of these demons that escape find
themselves in the water (and drown because the New Testament
teaches that demons, like black people, can’t swim) or
they turn up in some godforsaken Arab country where everyone
is damned anyway so they can’t do much harm. p>But when
you smell sulfur, you know the Devil is around. Friends,
have you ever sat yourself down on the toilet to do
nature’s necessity and been overwhelmed by the smell of
rotten eggs? It is sulfur. A clear sign that demons are
living in your bottom. You need to get yourself down to a
Bible-believing church, pronto, and get yourself a Jesus
enema!



 

offline PS on 2010-02-09 14:16 [#02365837]
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I guess the don't call the "deviled" eggs for nothing! I
could probably eat a dozen of those babies; one of my
favorite foods. Fart!


 

offline PS on 2010-02-09 14:19 [#02365838]
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So I get the "udders" and Wolfslice gets the rump. That
leaves her gaping snout to pump.


 

offline Tony Danza from NAFO Suicide Hotline on 2010-02-09 17:45 [#02365865]
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DANCE FOR ME BILL


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2010-02-09 17:46 [#02365866]
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Did someone order a 12 inch pianist?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2010-02-09 19:01 [#02365872]
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i just heard that Jordan's publicist has denied that Jordan
got married primarily for publicity reasons.


 


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