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troll |
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i couldnt agree more |
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puck you |
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ütter lol |
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no one gives a shit |
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I never thought she was that attractive, but yeah, I'd also fuck Sandra Bullocks' utters, if given the chance. |
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perhaps you mean udders I would lick her in the behind. :)! |
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Friends in Christ, Do You Have Demons in Your Colon? When you smell sulfur, you know Satan has been around. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had saved men come up to me who work on them oil drilling platforms in that Gulf of Mexicans and tell me the same story. They say that sometimes they drill too far and suddenly the whole platform fills with the smell of sulfur coming up the pipeline straight from Hell. Sometimes, they can actually hear the sounds of demons in Hell screaming for mercy coming up the pipe. It is a fact the media don’t want you to know, but the folks at Exxon Mobile have had to start playing loud rap music on their platforms just to drown out the sounds of demons scampering up the pipeline to escape their never-ending torture. Sometimes, they don’t close the hole quick enough and millions of demons escape. Fortunately for us, most of these demons that escape find themselves in the water (and drown because the New Testament teaches that demons, like black people, can’t swim) or they turn up in some godforsaken Arab country where everyone is damned anyway so they can’t do much harm. p>But when you smell sulfur, you know the Devil is around. Friends, have you ever sat yourself down on the toilet to do nature’s necessity and been overwhelmed by the smell of rotten eggs? It is sulfur. A clear sign that demons are living in your bottom. You need to get yourself down to a Bible-believing church, pronto, and get yourself a Jesus enema! |
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I guess the don't call the "deviled" eggs for nothing! I could probably eat a dozen of those babies; one of my favorite foods. Fart! |
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So I get the "udders" and Wolfslice gets the rump. That leaves her gaping snout to pump. |
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Did someone order a 12 inch pianist? |
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i just heard that Jordan's publicist has denied that Jordan got married primarily for publicity reasons. |
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