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           Advocate
             on 2010-01-30 14:09 [#02363136]
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 is like licking the toilet.
 
 
  
         
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           pulseclock
             from Downtown 81 on 2010-01-30 14:28 [#02363148]
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my nails don't smell like poop
 
  
         
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           Indeksical
             from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-30 14:30 [#02363153]
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I don't have a problem with that.
 
  
         
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           recycle
             from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2010-01-30 15:53 [#02363184]
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my nails dont smell like piss
 
  
         
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           Cliff Glitchard
             from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2010-01-30 18:22 [#02363249]
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i don't know about you, but i don't poop and piss in my  fingernails. 
 
  
         
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           Mr Brazil
             from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2010-01-30 18:53 [#02363250]
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Is this how one would get worms? You wipe your butt, some  feces is caught under your fingernail. During the process of  eating, worm eggs inside the feces caught under your  fingernail are transferred to your mouth (you eat them). The  eggs hatch in your gut, some travel to your brain. In your  brain they have the ability to control your actions by  releasing a chemical of some kind. Your butt hole becomes  itchy because other worms/worm eggs have stationed  themselves there after traveling through your gut. You  scratch your filthy behind and get the new worm egg trapped  under your fingernail again. The worms in your brain release  their chemical to coerce you now to bite your fingernail  thus ingesting more worm eggs.  
 
  
         
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           Mr Brazil
             from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2010-01-30 18:53 [#02363251]
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I think anyway.
 
  
         
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           jnasato
             from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-01-30 21:09 [#02363268]
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I like going in private toilets and biting public  fingernails. 
 
  
         
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           hedphukkerr
             from mathbotton (United States) on 2010-01-30 21:52 [#02363272]
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assuming you don't ever wash your hands. yeesh.
 
  
         
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           gingaling
             from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-01-31 05:53 [#02363294]
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do people really actually wash their hands after every  toilet trip? or do u not use TP? do you get shit on ur hand  everytime u clean up? fuck. 
 
  
         
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           Advocate
             on 2010-01-31 05:59 [#02363297]
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my point was that you ingest as many bacterias while biting  fingernails as you would while licking the toilet. this  comes from research believe it or not. 
 
  
         
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           hanal
             from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-31 06:53 [#02363308]
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a toilet carries less bacteria than your nails going down on a on ya birds twat is worse than licking a  toilet
  infact,the moral of this is licking a toilet isnt all that  bad 
 
  
         
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           hanal
             from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-31 06:53 [#02363309]
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or a cock if you have a boyfriend
 
  
         
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           gingaling
             from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-01-31 06:59 [#02363311]
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fair dues, and theres rakes more bacciteriettas on ur  chopping board and other places in the hoose. the only  people that need to worry bout it are divs that spend all  day using anti-bac sprays round the house and telling little  jacob not to eat stuff of the floor else he'll get a tummy  infection, go blind and die. 
 
  
         
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           Cliff Glitchard
             from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2010-01-31 07:28 [#02363313]
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there is more bacteria in the mouth than the anus.
  that's why i only kiss girls on the bottom.
 
  
         
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