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offline Advocate on 2010-01-30 14:09 [#02363136]
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is like licking the toilet.



 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2010-01-30 14:28 [#02363148]
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my nails don't smell like poop


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-30 14:30 [#02363153]
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I don't have a problem with that.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2010-01-30 15:53 [#02363184]
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my nails dont smell like piss


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2010-01-30 18:22 [#02363249]
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i don't know about you, but i don't poop and piss in my
fingernails.


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2010-01-30 18:53 [#02363250]
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Is this how one would get worms? You wipe your butt, some
feces is caught under your fingernail. During the process of
eating, worm eggs inside the feces caught under your
fingernail are transferred to your mouth (you eat them). The
eggs hatch in your gut, some travel to your brain. In your
brain they have the ability to control your actions by
releasing a chemical of some kind. Your butt hole becomes
itchy because other worms/worm eggs have stationed
themselves there after traveling through your gut. You
scratch your filthy behind and get the new worm egg trapped
under your fingernail again. The worms in your brain release
their chemical to coerce you now to bite your fingernail
thus ingesting more worm eggs.


 

offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2010-01-30 18:53 [#02363251]
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I think anyway.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2010-01-30 21:09 [#02363268]
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I like going in private toilets and biting public
fingernails.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2010-01-30 21:52 [#02363272]
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assuming you don't ever wash your hands. yeesh.


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-01-31 05:53 [#02363294]
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do people really actually wash their hands after every
toilet trip? or do u not use TP? do you get shit on ur hand
everytime u clean up? fuck.


 

offline Advocate on 2010-01-31 05:59 [#02363297]
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my point was that you ingest as many bacterias while biting
fingernails as you would while licking the toilet. this
comes from research believe it or not.


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-31 06:53 [#02363308]
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a toilet carries less bacteria than your nails
going down on a on ya birds twat is worse than licking a
toilet
infact,the moral of this is licking a toilet isnt all that
bad


 

offline hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2010-01-31 06:53 [#02363309]
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or a cock if you have a boyfriend


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2010-01-31 06:59 [#02363311]
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fair dues, and theres rakes more bacciteriettas on ur
chopping board and other places in the hoose. the only
people that need to worry bout it are divs that spend all
day using anti-bac sprays round the house and telling little
jacob not to eat stuff of the floor else he'll get a tummy
infection, go blind and die.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2010-01-31 07:28 [#02363313]
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there is more bacteria in the mouth than the anus.

that's why i only kiss girls on the bottom.


 


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