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My father is a plate and my mother is a test-tube full of a solution: 1 ml of nelson mandella's dreams 3 ml of dust 6.7 ml of harry ramsden recipie Hence; I am six hundred times African and Three parts Greek. I have asked a man to build a fence, I have not give him details of location or size. If by chance he picks the correct parameters, I shall pay him, not in money, but in pheasant meat. One kilo of pheasant meat = one dollar, i checked this on the dow jones, if you do not believe me, who gives a fuck Does anyone fancy a game of quadrille? I woke this morning, my skin has transformed into that of a snake. Therefore I will not be attending work as my i am unable to distinguish between my shoes, feet and throat. POEM ABOUT FLANGES Pink fists, All haddocks are pissed. Stop making me polish leather, Stop making me speak Polish, I love everything made from Pastry, Including my newly transformed Pastry scrotum bag. All glass is invisible, or am I unable to see glass ? Please help me with the following equation: 34 + (Who has fish finger / 6) = Captain Birdseye + x / y If y = Capatin Birdseye's wife and x = The length of phil mitchel's flacidity antidotes How long will it take me to burn four stone of cumberland sausage meat with one hand glued to Bill Clinton ? If this lady is reading this, I have on message: "Do you need a new lawn?" Hot water and ice make noises if you prepare salads during D-Day celebrations. Hip flasks are nice presents for old people, don't get one if they have just had a hip replacement, they may be offended. Hello Dolly Parton, are those real or am I seeing imaginary Benny Hill factories? |
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hey got anymore of that ACID you had for breakfast?...LOL....just messing |
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How is geordi land, ya pooofter! |
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Fen tigers united! Darth Manchu |
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Simply unbelieveable.... I want you to sign my yearbook, that;d be one for my diary, yes. |
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