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offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-05 17:18 [#00159480]
Points: 1070 Status: Regular



My father is a plate and my mother is a test-tube full of a
solution:

1 ml of nelson mandella's dreams
3 ml of dust
6.7 ml of harry ramsden recipie

Hence;

I am six hundred times African and Three parts Greek.

I have asked a man to build a fence, I have not give him
details of location or size. If by chance he picks the
correct parameters, I shall pay him, not in money, but in
pheasant meat.

One kilo of pheasant meat = one dollar, i checked this on
the dow jones, if you do not believe me, who gives a fuck

Does anyone fancy a game of quadrille?

I woke this morning, my skin has transformed into that of a
snake.

Therefore I will not be attending work as my i am unable to
distinguish between my shoes, feet and throat.

POEM ABOUT FLANGES

Pink fists,
All haddocks are pissed.

Stop making me polish leather,
Stop making me speak Polish,
I love everything made from Pastry,
Including my newly transformed Pastry scrotum bag.

All glass is invisible,
or am I unable to see glass ?

Please help me with the following equation:

34 + (Who has fish finger / 6) = Captain Birdseye + x / y

If

y = Capatin Birdseye's wife

and

x = The length of phil mitchel's flacidity antidotes

How long will it take me to burn four stone of cumberland
sausage meat with one hand glued to Bill Clinton ?


If this lady is reading this, I have on message:

"Do you need a new lawn?"

Hot water and ice make noises if you prepare salads during
D-Day celebrations. Hip flasks are nice presents for old
people, don't get one if they have just had a hip
replacement, they may be offended.

Hello Dolly Parton, are those real or am I seeing imaginary
Benny Hill factories?



 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2002-04-05 17:20 [#00159484]
Points: 8032 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



hey got anymore of that ACID you had for
breakfast?...LOL....just messing


 

offline Darth manchu from Cambridge (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-05 18:22 [#00159546]
Points: 1897 Status: Regular



How is geordi land, ya pooofter!


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2002-04-05 18:25 [#00159548]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



Fen tigers united! Darth Manchu


 

offline aneurySm from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2002-04-05 18:28 [#00159552]
Points: 1699 Status: Lurker



Simply unbelieveable....
I want you to sign my yearbook, that;d be one for my diary,
yes.


 


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