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Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, A singular development of cat communications That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents; You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion, It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend. |
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I like this. 'Tis good. |
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I hate cats, they shit everywhere and kill birds. fucking get rid of the cunts |
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i like cats after reading this |
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They don't shit everywhere. They're 1 trillion times easier to potty train than dogs, FACT. |
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ah come on.. grow some and kill cats, think about it, they are fucking shit.. nice poem though, shame about the subject |
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All of my adult life I was a committed 'dog' person.Myself and the ex used to keep and breed Staffs and we had taken a couple of mistreated pitbulls and one huge bull mastiff.Ive never been really sentimental about animals,I think its because I used to work on a farm,never cruel for crueltys sake but Im not the type to dress a dog up in a little coat with a diamante stud collar.When the last two of my dogs were gone,one of them being thirteen,the other seven(the second was stolen) I swore Id never get another pet.Ive never liked cats,as far back as I could remember,I thought they were arrogant creatures and kittens to me were just a ridiculous waste of space.Then last year someone gave me this ten week old kitten,I think I only took it because they were so keen to get rid and I thought maybe Id be able to con someone else into having it. Well I ended up with a slightly stupid,rather clumsy Sumi.He's a lovely companion,always pleased to see me,mews back when I call him a retard and is one of the best companions Ive ever had. Also Ive managed to train him to fetch small balls when theyre thrown and 'box' my hand while hes stood on his two back legs.I never thought Id think it let alone commit it to type,but I love that cat,and Im really glad I took him in. |
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I recon people who are first find cats, or other animal ofensive, later tend to be friendly with them. I like cats and dogs with character. Some of those animals I think are unintresting, becouse their owners not even try to do something about animal lazynes. For instance those fat cats, some of them are afraid of mouse and cant even run fast enough. |
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By the way isnt it Datas ode? |
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Yes. A poet for our time. |
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I like cats, they are very selfish animals but they are not stupid. I like them well cooked with rosemary and carrots. |
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i've never been been particularly fond of cats, have always admired thier athletic ability but thought they were orrible creatures to have round, i kinda still stand by this, but ive started to like my mates cat, bit, except for when it gave me a high five and cut my finger |
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:D lucky you, such a delicate taste |
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Data is my favorite character amongst all movie/tv characters. |
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dam, youtube is'nt working for me.. or I would find that tourettes guy video that mentions Data |
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data is safe |
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