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offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-05 09:12 [#00158884]
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This messageboard only has room for ONE Jones on here!!!

Just kidding.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-05 09:15 [#00158891]
Points: 21423 Status: Regular



Perhaps Jones repel eachother with a force similar to like
magnetic charges but much more powerful. If this
messageboard was an actual physical place and smaller than a
bread box, then indeed there would not be room for 2 jones
unless they were both smurfs. But if there were smurfs in my
breadbox, I'd probably eat them "accidentally" thinking they
were bread.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-05 09:17 [#00158893]
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Smurfs are blue. Bread is white/brown/beige. Work it out you
silly billy.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-05 09:18 [#00158894]
Points: 7327 Status: Addict



"In the margin of love"

The butter hit my head that day
Turned around and walked away
My poor butter I cried that night
When I found the salad on its lap

I ran to my car to run away
The butter took my life away and I felt I couldn't stay
I hated it so much that I cried in my sleep
Holding onto blankets that are so cheep

Oh, butter why did you do this to me
Why did you do this to me
Why did you do this to me
I gave you the best forks money could buy

(x2)



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-05 09:20 [#00158897]
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Well I'm sure if I had a judge and jury composed of
non-smurfs, it would fly.

Smurfs are only 3/5's of a person you know, they're chattle
property too... but it's still illegal to eat them I
suppose.


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-04-05 09:23 [#00158899]
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"You can't win...if you keep on losing so you need to get
out of the raaaace. You can't win...if you keep on losing
so you need to get out of the raaace"


 


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