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mermaidman
on 2009-12-02 12:43 [#02348469]
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this is a new style i invited first you do the handstand the bitch should be lying on the floor with her mouth wide open
then you fall over her and she chokes on your dick that's it
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thatne
from United States on 2009-12-02 13:11 [#02348472]
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is she die?
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mermaidman
on 2009-12-02 13:16 [#02348474]
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no not at all
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thatne
from United States on 2009-12-02 13:18 [#02348475]
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do you somehow gymnastically invert your two positions so you can give her the heimlich, all the while keeping your dick in her mouth?
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mermaidman
on 2009-12-02 13:21 [#02348478]
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but then her mouth should be on the back of her head
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thatne
from United States on 2009-12-02 13:22 [#02348479]
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far be it from me to proselytize but isn't that what god intended
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mermaidman
on 2009-12-02 13:27 [#02348481]
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that would be cool actually
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thatne
from United States on 2009-12-02 13:33 [#02348483]
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kris kross is beginning to make a lot of sense mermaidman
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mermaidman
on 2009-12-02 13:43 [#02348485]
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this is not just your regular kriss kross, this time we got the gravity
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thatne
from United States on 2009-12-02 13:45 [#02348486]
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if she had an alien in her stomach when you did this style it would almost certainly burst through
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mermaidman
on 2009-12-02 13:48 [#02348487]
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you mean just before I fall?
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thatne
from United States on 2009-12-02 13:50 [#02348488]
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you can not really predict the behavior of aliens but i would venture to say yes
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mermaidman
on 2009-12-02 13:54 [#02348489]
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wow that would be epic
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thatne
from United States on 2009-12-02 13:58 [#02348490]
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if you had an alien in your stomach too they would probably both burst out and do a little dance about how awesome this style is but far be it from me to proselytize
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mermaidman
on 2009-12-02 14:18 [#02348492]
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now the alien in my stomach, if it doesn't rush to another part of my body will either come out from my mouth or my ass, and I feel the necessity to remind you that in the position we are in with the bitch, my alien would be way too far to catch the other one from chopping not only my penis, but a respectable amount of my waist...and about the dance...huh, c'mon, don't be silly.
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mermaidman
on 2009-12-02 14:27 [#02348494]
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lazy
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