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offline mermaidman on 2009-12-02 12:43 [#02348469]
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this is a new style i invited
first you do the handstand
the bitch should be lying on the floor with her mouth wide
open
then you fall over her and she chokes on your dick
that's it


 

offline thatne from United States on 2009-12-02 13:11 [#02348472]
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is she die?


 

offline mermaidman on 2009-12-02 13:16 [#02348474]
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no not at all



 

offline thatne from United States on 2009-12-02 13:18 [#02348475]
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do you somehow gymnastically invert your two positions so
you can give her the heimlich, all the while keeping your
dick in her mouth?


 

offline mermaidman on 2009-12-02 13:21 [#02348478]
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but then her mouth should be on the back of her head


 

offline thatne from United States on 2009-12-02 13:22 [#02348479]
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far be it from me to proselytize but isn't that what god
intended


 

offline mermaidman on 2009-12-02 13:27 [#02348481]
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that would be cool actually


 

offline thatne from United States on 2009-12-02 13:33 [#02348483]
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kris kross is beginning to make a lot of sense mermaidman


 

offline mermaidman on 2009-12-02 13:43 [#02348485]
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this is not just your regular kriss kross, this time we got
the gravity


 

offline thatne from United States on 2009-12-02 13:45 [#02348486]
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if she had an alien in her stomach when you did this style
it would almost certainly burst through


 

offline mermaidman on 2009-12-02 13:48 [#02348487]
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you mean just before I fall?


 

offline thatne from United States on 2009-12-02 13:50 [#02348488]
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you can not really predict the behavior of aliens but i
would venture to say yes


 

offline mermaidman on 2009-12-02 13:54 [#02348489]
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wow that would be epic


 

offline thatne from United States on 2009-12-02 13:58 [#02348490]
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if you had an alien in your stomach too they would probably
both burst out and do a little dance about how awesome this
style is but far be it from me to proselytize


 

offline mermaidman on 2009-12-02 14:18 [#02348492]
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now the alien in my stomach, if it doesn't rush to another
part of my body will either come out from my mouth or my
ass, and I feel the necessity to remind you that in the
position we are in with the bitch, my alien would be way too
far to catch the other one from chopping not only my penis,
but a respectable amount of my waist...and about the
dance...huh, c'mon, don't be silly.


 

offline mermaidman on 2009-12-02 14:27 [#02348494]
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lazy


 


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