 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 Now online (2)belb -crazone ...and 104 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2613408 Today 0 Topics 127499 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
a) sit down on toilet b) get on all fours and back up against the toilet c) lying on my back in bed d) other e) all of the above |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
maybe stand up on toilet and drop for great splash |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Is it possible to do it through your mouth? I wonder if that's even been done. I think it's a South Park episode. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
poop back and forth, or! poop through your peehole |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Is that the one where the little boy wants to poop back and forth with someone over the internet. Like to poop from their orifice into the other person's and for the other person to poop the same feces back into first person's...butt. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
))<>(( |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i see what yoy did there |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
if i was going to take a new kind of shit id really pull out all the stops so id expect you to be more imaginative tbh |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
how should i pass my next year? choose you next words carefully cos i still trust you. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
dont really care |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
fractal poop pointillist poop divisionist poop minimalist poop baroque poop |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
what about abstract expressionist poop? i.e Pollock, hehe. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
who said anything about taking a new kind of shit? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole... back and forth... forever. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
wiggle past them seductively in the style of a Merengue . |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
pass it over here |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
try standing on your head! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
mmmm. i got a semi on reading that. you should write romantic fiction professionally. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
*does the helicopter* |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
tubgirl style |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i tried the tubgirl method in the end but it was one of those rabbit pellet style poos with lots of little bits and they just rolled down on to my tummy and then went on the floor so it was quite easy to tidy up afterwards. was quite good fun. would recommend. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
-shit in crisp packet done -shit in a dark field then accidentally step in it later i did this but i want to do it better |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I shittated against a tree once, then the lady come outside to ask me something then I did |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
get yourself one of those portable camping toilets. remove the drivers seat from your (or your mum's) car. place camping toilet where the driver's seat use to be (bolt into place or leave it loose - chose your own adventure). find a nice long stretch of road. accelerate to 88mph and try and hold it at that speed. then take a dump. see if you can send your turds backwards or forwards in time. things you can do to surprise people if this turd goes back in time. # swallow the smallest coins you can find with this years or last years date on them. # swallow the heads of lego men (this could work for forwards in time too i guess). |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
then search google for news of "shit appearing out of thin air", with mention of coins from the future and or lego heads |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you will know when your turds have traveled in time by finding no turds when there should be turds and a skid mark with flames. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
blast from the past |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I saw a skidmark with flames some months ago but thought nothing of it at the time. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Remember kids. Keep an eye out for those poops from the future. They will glint at you like when you find an item in resident evil. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
*bump* 88mph |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Try to make a stalactite hanging from the ceiling. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
poop poop pass |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
