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how shood I pass my next two stools?

offline 7Pd from britney's upskirt vagina on 2009-11-24 22:42 [#02346751]
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a) sit down on toilet
b) get on all fours and back up against the toilet
c) lying on my back in bed
d) other
e) all of the above


offline 7Pd from britney's upskirt vagina on 2009-11-24 22:43 [#02346752]
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maybe stand up on toilet and drop for great splash


offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2009-11-24 22:47 [#02346753]
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Is it possible to do it through your mouth? I wonder if
that's even been done. I think it's a South Park episode.


offline thatne from United States on 2009-11-24 22:50 [#02346754]
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poop back and forth, or! poop through your peehole


offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2009-11-24 23:01 [#02346755]
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Is that the one where the little boy wants to poop back and
forth with someone over the internet. Like to poop from
their orifice into the other person's and for the other
person to poop the same feces back into first


offline Mr Brazil from Oh Joan, I love you so... on 2009-11-24 23:10 [#02346756]
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offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-11-25 01:27 [#02346763]
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i see what yoy did there


offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-11-25 17:16 [#02346943]
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if i was going to take a new kind of shit id really pull out
all the stops so id expect you to be more imaginative tbh


offline mohamed on 2009-11-26 17:35 [#02347205]
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how should i pass my next year? choose you next words
carefully cos i still trust you.


offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2009-11-26 17:37 [#02347209]
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dont really care


offline thatne from United States on 2009-11-26 17:38 [#02347211]
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fractal poop
pointillist poop
divisionist poop
minimalist poop
baroque poop


offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-26 18:04 [#02347245]
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what about abstract expressionist poop?

i.e Pollock, hehe.


offline 7Pd from britney's upskirt vagina on 2009-11-26 23:33 [#02347292]
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who said anything about taking a new kind of shit?


offline ladybug on 2009-11-27 03:36 [#02347307]
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You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole...
back and forth... forever.


offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-11-27 05:13 [#02347323]
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wiggle past them seductively in the style of a Merengue .


offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2009-11-27 05:30 [#02347324]
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pass it over here


offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2009-11-27 05:31 [#02347325]
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try standing on your head!


offline 7Pd from britney's upskirt vagina on 2009-11-27 08:20 [#02347356]
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mmmm. i got a semi on reading that. you should write
romantic fiction professionally.


offline mohamed on 2009-11-27 09:53 [#02347374]
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*does the helicopter*


online wavephace from President, CJAX on 2009-11-27 19:48 [#02347437]
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tubgirl style


offline 7Pd from britney's upskirt vagina on 2009-11-28 04:16 [#02347454]
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i tried the tubgirl method in the end but it was one of
those rabbit pellet style poos with lots of little bits and
they just rolled down on to my tummy and then went on the
floor so it was quite easy to tidy up afterwards. was quite
good fun. would recommend.


offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-11-28 16:22 [#02347523]
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-shit in crisp packet
-shit in a dark field then accidentally step in it later
i did this but i want to do it better


offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-12-01 13:44 [#02348209]
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I shittated against a tree once, then the lady come outside
to ask me something then I did


offline broken phillip on 2010-02-02 00:02 [#02363861]
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get yourself one of those portable camping toilets.

remove the drivers seat from your (or your mum's) car.

place camping toilet where the driver's seat use to be (bolt
into place or leave it loose - chose your own adventure).

find a nice long stretch of road.

accelerate to 88mph and try and hold it at that speed.

then take a dump.

see if you can send your turds backwards or forwards in

things you can do to surprise people if this turd goes back
in time.

# swallow the smallest coins you can find with this years or
last years date on them.

# swallow the heads of lego men (this could work for
forwards in time too i guess).


offline broken phillip on 2010-02-02 00:05 [#02363862]
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then search google for news of "shit appearing out of thin
air", with mention of coins from the future and or lego


offline broken phillip on 2010-02-02 00:22 [#02363863]
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you will know when your turds have traveled in time by
finding no turds when there should be turds and a skid mark
with flames.


offline broken phillip on 2011-04-14 07:11 [#02411053]
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blast from the past


offline Cnut from the future on 2011-04-15 16:38 [#02411180]
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I saw a skidmark with flames some months ago but thought
nothing of it at the time.


offline broken phillip on 2012-03-19 08:23 [#02431347]
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Remember kids. Keep an eye out for those poops from the

They will glint at you like when you find an item in
resident evil.


offline broken phillip on 2019-07-17 08:32 [#02582569]
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*bump* 88mph


offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2019-07-17 23:04 [#02582589]
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Try to make a stalactite hanging from the ceiling.


online EpicMegatrax from Greatest Hits on 2019-07-18 02:36 [#02582591]
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poop poop pass


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