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but I'm gonna go take a shit. Right now man! |
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hold tight! |
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The fact I was listening 'Straight Outta Compton' when I read that made me snort red wine outta my nose |
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i once saw a man take a shit. his dog had just done it. i think he could have quite possibly been fined if he had been spotted by the dog poo police, whilst leaving it behind. i've never seen any dog poo police before though, but they must exist or those fine signs on lampposts are just empty threats. i like to think there is a dedicated dog poo detective hidden in every alleyway bush and park, although it makes me paranoid when i dump my unwanted porno mags there. however, i don't think there is a fine for dumping porno mags, well i've yet to see the lamppost sign to confirm it anyhow. |
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Well I've taken my poo I'm happy to say, and now I want to share a story with you. I was making a salad of sorts. Really it was just some torn apart lettuce in a big bowl since I didn't have any courons or cheese or salad dressing. And I was like, damn, what the hell could I put on this god damn salad damn it? So I found a can of beans and I was like, wtf, should I just put the beans in the bowl or do I have to cook them first or WHAT?? Well needless to say I was very perplexed, even though I did pretty much already say that. Well this is where the story gets interesting. I went to yahoo answers and the very helpful user 'linsgran' totally helped me in my situation 100% by informing me that one does not have to cook canned beans as they are already cooked. Thank you so much yahoo answers and linsgran and internet! Sincerely, eating a bean salad happily in kentucky |
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beans make you fart angels |
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I knew the answer to that already. Coincidentally this week I ate beans first cold but heated them up afterall because I didnt like them cold. I had some apple sauce with them, wich was very nice. Beans make you poop good to btw! |
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congs, congs. |
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hopefully you drained them, although i guess you could just use the bean slime as your dressing. |
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Mmmmm.... bean slime..... |
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did you know there are over 400(!) kinds of beans in the world? |
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does that mean there are also over 400(!) kinds of bean slime in the world? in other news, the LHC has been destroyed by a bird dropping bread in a ventilation shaft while w M w was taking a shit. |
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dunno. Is that a bean in your avatar btw ? |
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yes it's a brown bean (type 212). |
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so how many beans make five? |
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probably with a lot of slime |
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this in fact relies heavily on if and what type of bean and also in what quantity was consumed beforehand. also, if you say that five beans make five, you deny their reality. But nobody would say that six potatoes make five. |
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...I'm gonna be awake til its light considering that. |
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Type 317 |
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:D |
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