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offline Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-04-03 03:59 [#00155714]
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Q. What doesn't belong in this list:
Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,
but you can't beat a blowjob

Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So men can be open minded.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in
common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they
get.

Q. What's the difference between your paycheck
and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your
paycheck!

Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"

Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm
count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.

Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and
the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just
had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.

Q. What's the biggest fish in the world?
A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for
months.

Q. Whats the difference between parsley and
pussy?
A. Nobody eats parsley.

Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss
Piggy?
A. Kermits Finger

Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a
Goodyear.

Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in
common?
A. They both cost a hundred bucks and if the
rubber breaks, you're
screwed.

 

offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-04-03 04:03 [#00155718]
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I ate parsley once.

 

offline Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-04-03 04:04 [#00155719]
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so did i, it wasn't too bad

 

offline license from out of nowhere on 2002-04-03 04:18 [#00155729]
Points: 865 Status: Lurker



yeah, it's kinda minty or something if I remember right.

either that or gardeny, like lettuce.

it probably tastes better than vagina, but I don't remember
what that tastes like either. I think it depends on whose.


 

offline Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-04-03 04:55 [#00155740]
Points: 1128 Status: Lurker



i can never forget the taste of vagina, it has a weird
bitter taste to it.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-04-03 05:06 [#00155745]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



indeed.


 

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