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SHE WAS SO BLONDE...

Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-04-03 03:38 [#00155684]
Points: 1128 Status: Lurker

...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice
box because it said "concentrate".

...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted
to make up her mind.

...she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
"DONT WALK".

...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

...she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

...she tried to drown a fish.

...she thought a quarterback was a refund.

...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.

...if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get
change back.

...they had to burn the school down to get her out of
third grade.

...under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics".

...she tripped over a cordless phone.

...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign
here".. she put "Sagittarius".

...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

...it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.

...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

...she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

...she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

...she sold the car for gas money.

...when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted),
she went home and got 16 friends.

...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around
the home, she moved.

...she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone
bill.

...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.

...when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that
said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

Spookyluke from United States on 2002-04-03 03:41 [#00155687]
Points: 1955 Status: Lurker

Many of my close friends are blondes. >8(

Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-04-03 03:45 [#00155694]
Points: 19190 Status: Moderator | Show recordbag

My mom is blonde... I'm going to show her this, and she'll
come and kick your ass. Lock your door, man, she's vicious!

Spookyluke from United States on 2002-04-03 03:46 [#00155697]
Points: 1955 Status: Lurker

My mom is in jail! She got arrested for spamming (sending
unsolicited, bulk e-mail)! How about that!?

Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-04-03 03:48 [#00155699]
Points: 1128 Status: Lurker

i got many blonde friends too. i love woman. :)

Spookyluke from United States on 2002-04-03 03:49 [#00155700]
Points: 1955 Status: Lurker

I made that up, I only have one friend.

greengod from San Antonio (United States) on 2002-04-03 05:27 [#00155762]
Points: 50 Status: Lurker

What's the difference between a Blond and a mosquito?

When you smack a mosquito it will stop sucking.

Aktium from cleveland (United States) on 2002-04-03 05:36 [#00155773]
Points: 1128 Status: Lurker

hahaha

greengod from San Antonio (United States) on 2002-04-03 05:47 [#00155785]
Points: 50 Status: Lurker

there was once a blond that was in a desperate financial
situation. so She decides to kidnap a child and hold him for
ransom. she goes to the park finds a child and grabs him byt
the hand and takes him behind a tree. She writes out a
ransom note that says" I am holding your son hostage for a
$25,000 ransom. If you ever want to see him again deliver
the money within 24 hours behind the Big Oak Tree -signed
The Blonde"
then she sends the kid back to her mother with the note. the
next day "The Blonde" goes behind the tree and finds a bag
with the money and a note that reads "I can't believe one
blonde would do this to another."

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