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offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-15 10:23 [#02326439]
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When you shit in your bathroom, but you also want to take a
shower, so you wither get some crappy air freshener to
weaken the scent, or wait 30 minutes


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-15 10:27 [#02326441]
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if you take a crap or you smoke a joint in the bathroom the
best way to make the smell go away is taking a shower


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-15 10:28 [#02326442]
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if you whine too much everybody in the house will know that
you just taken a crap or smoked a joint


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-15 10:40 [#02326452]
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shut_the_fuck_up


 

offline mermaidman on 2009-09-15 10:48 [#02326461]
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just remember and dont do it maan, shit after u take a
shower


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 10:51 [#02326464]
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all yall febreze fuckers with your tidy smellin homes. i
take a shit i hardly notice. maybe im just a clean shitter


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-09-15 10:53 [#02326466]
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i caue others to wither sometimes when poo


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 10:54 [#02326468]
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i always imagine you pooing so softly. but i like that youre
human


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2009-09-15 10:55 [#02326470]
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why not have a separate toilet instead of those all in one
uber-functional rooms


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-09-15 10:57 [#02326471]
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see sometimes it really hurts.

also lighting a match is the best remedy.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 11:02 [#02326474]
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polsecluck do you smell it? that smell is actually small
particles of gassy shit. actual fecal matter is passing into
you. ok so its just tiny particles...but i bet they stick to
the inside of your lungs. all up inside you. you might as
well have bonged a cat turd.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-15 11:04 [#02326476]
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gonna poop in your shower


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-15 11:05 [#02326477]
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nice ideas come out shitty threads, as always


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-15 12:33 [#02326505]
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i always thought glasse's shits were soft and and uplifting
too.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-15 12:34 [#02326507]
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i might just use toilets at department stores or restaurants
from now on.


 

offline melack from barcielwave on 2009-09-15 12:40 [#02326511]
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you dont percept an smell anymore after a few minutes of
constantly smelling it. i think the problems in your head
not in your nose.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-15 12:43 [#02326514]
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no, my bathroom is a small cubicle, so the smell stays
longer than you think. And i don't particularly like tasting
shit.


 

offline versionthree on 2009-09-15 12:57 [#02326521]
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Breathe in, breathe out
repeat x 8
smell of poo disappear
you dig?


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 13:04 [#02326533]
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You meen he can destroy smell by brething all gases he
released?


 

offline versionthree on 2009-09-15 13:07 [#02326536]
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YES!

My problem is that I bend too much forward when I poo. It
falls on my scrotum. I get all gooey


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-09-15 13:08 [#02326538]
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buy gas mask


 


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