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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 08:24 [#02326366]
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k fuckit im gonna get all religious. pick me a religion pls.
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-15 08:30 [#02326369]
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agnostic
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khrimson
from the fridge on 2009-09-15 08:33 [#02326370]
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polytheism
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khrimson
from the fridge on 2009-09-15 08:33 [#02326371]
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ops sorry, i meant scientology
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 08:35 [#02326373]
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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,who apparently created the universe with his noodly appendage.Otherwise known as Pastaferianism.
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khrimson
from the fridge on 2009-09-15 08:36 [#02326374]
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सद्धर्मप 369;ण्डरीकसू ;त्र
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rockenjohnny
from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2009-09-15 08:38 [#02326375]
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catholic, that's where the money is.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 08:49 [#02326378]
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catholic is a bit gay cos of the child rape. im thinking ill make one up. its real easy you just have to hate on stuff and talk real loud. i can so do that!
actually nah. buddist
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 08:53 [#02326381]
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I'm in the bath I can see my willy
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khrimson
from the fridge on 2009-09-15 08:53 [#02326382]
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i have a buddist friend. they pray all the day in front of a piece of paper and believe in karma. actually its japanese buddism, shaolin monks are way cooler
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hexane
on 2009-09-15 08:56 [#02326383]
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atlah!
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 09:05 [#02326386]
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Aw bless you larn,have you only just found out its not just to wee through?
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Indeksical
from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 09:14 [#02326392]
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I reckon those Heavens Gate bods would be right up your street. Not many of them around now though so you might have to start up your own branch.
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 09:16 [#02326394]
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Well this morning I went to pee and I had to stand way far away from the toilet
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-09-15 09:21 [#02326398]
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i have the instict to follow a religion
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 09:31 [#02326404]
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good instinct
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khrimson
from the fridge on 2009-09-15 09:33 [#02326407]
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only animals follow istincts
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-09-15 09:35 [#02326409]
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is that quoted from some sacred book?
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-09-15 09:37 [#02326410]
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i just invented a new commandment, reach 8000 and take a break,
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khrimson
from the fridge on 2009-09-15 09:40 [#02326412]
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no
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 09:41 [#02326413]
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Toutes les religions sont de armes des destruction! One should only believe in the sacred soul,the God within yourself or the holy trinity of your inner being-heart,soul and mind.
I think I've drank too many energy drinks.
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khrimson
from the fridge on 2009-09-15 09:41 [#02326414]
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sincere apologies
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 09:46 [#02326416]
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Zoroastrianism, Brahmanism, Gnosticism, Taoism, the macro-microcosmos of Hermes Trismegistus
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 09:53 [#02326420]
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perhaps the Zoroastrianists were right, perhaps we are God sent to this prison world loosing our faculties to experience ourselves by a collective of simple entities
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 09:58 [#02326421]
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Did you hear that cracking sound then?Followed by a pop?That was my brain frying.Its five o clock in the afternoon!Way too early for frazzled synapses.
I think we should all just do what the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers advocated...
#Lets all get drunk and get nay-keeeeeed...and lie in a great big pile.#
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 10:00 [#02326422]
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we ARE animals. look at your paws. then at you mouth. then at your cock. we stink. we are dirty scrubby beasts pretending to be sacred.
my religion is better. we kill all the scum first (ill do this by dressing as a buff female (fembuff) then when they try to rape...BAM with the scissor attack!) then i talk about how there is an enemy and we must battle them to protect our way (more scum slayings) then i just kick back and watch the minions pound corn and build me a castle. ill fuck one of the kids but just one.
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MetallicaDude
from the stazhole on 2009-09-15 10:01 [#02326423]
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christain
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 10:02 [#02326424]
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my religion has copyrighted this idea so fuckoff
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 10:03 [#02326426]
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S.C.U.M.-society 4 cutting up men.
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md_geist
from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-09-15 10:10 [#02326427]
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make the men wear burkhas
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md_geist
from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-09-15 10:11 [#02326428]
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i mean...how many virgins in heaven? thats like really sick to want to do it with so many inexperienced and scared girls. Not to mention all the hymen blood.
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md_geist
from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-09-15 10:13 [#02326429]
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I'm not anti-muslim btw. Or maybe I am... I dunno, the self-supression is just breathtaking.
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 10:13 [#02326430]
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hehe
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md_geist
from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-09-15 10:14 [#02326431]
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'Funk Release Valve' is a weird Drexciya track.Like they is just palying around and hving a fun. Do muslims ever have a fun?
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nightex
from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 10:14 [#02326432]
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religion is fruitless
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md_geist
from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-09-15 10:15 [#02326434]
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It's OK, i dislike christians more.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 10:21 [#02326436]
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religion has meaning beyond your empty lives. i cut you with scissors!!!
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-09-15 10:23 [#02326438]
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what if instict can be translated to recognize changes of x condition with/within your environment and act by consequence? just like animals do
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mohamed
from the turtle business on 2009-09-15 10:24 [#02326440]
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animals are way more intelligent than humans
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nightex
from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 10:33 [#02326446]
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Wouldnt it be logical to use knife or other tool instead? Religion is for people who want to believe, but not slove problems.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 10:35 [#02326448]
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scissors are more crude and scary. my cutter of choice religion! (but i truly believe)
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-09-15 10:37 [#02326450]
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i think they do, but it mite be a different version of fun to ours. i think all that wailing and stuff when they be praying is an expression of fun and joy, not sure tho.
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nightex
from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 10:40 [#02326451]
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its cind of self hypnosis, that evrything will be alright if if if...
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 10:42 [#02326453]
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you all subscribe to something. choose chritianity its pretty cool
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nightex
from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 10:42 [#02326454]
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its kind ol logical ifs combined in closed loop, if you enter it and falow instructions you cant escape.
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nightex
from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 10:43 [#02326456]
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blindness its what I found in religion
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nightex
from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 10:47 [#02326458]
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people need religion and I dont know why. People can live in peace and love without any religion.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 10:48 [#02326460]
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leadership is not blindness. perhaps you are lucky enough to know for yourself.
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glasse
from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-09-15 10:48 [#02326462]
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well don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. i think there is a lot of valid reasons to be cynical or skeptical about religion, based on what people do with it. just deciding if you want to believe in or seek out God is different from joining a religion though.
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 11:25 [#02326482]
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Buddhism is cool. I should get back into that. It didn't change my life as quickly as I thought it would, though. Unfortunately, it takes a lot of work and time to get a lot out of it, just like anything else... :(
Bud. is still rather cool, though.
Making up your own religion is coolio too, though! ^^
I would join your religion Ampi, lulz. You're intelligent enough to lead people, I guess.
What are your principles?
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