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offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 08:24 [#02326366]
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k fuckit im gonna get all religious.
pick me a religion pls.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-15 08:30 [#02326369]
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agnostic


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-09-15 08:33 [#02326370]
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polytheism


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-09-15 08:33 [#02326371]
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ops sorry, i meant scientology


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 08:35 [#02326373]
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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,who apparently
created the universe with his noodly appendage.Otherwise
known as Pastaferianism.


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-09-15 08:36 [#02326374]
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सद्धर्मप
369;ण्डरीकसू
;त्र


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2009-09-15 08:38 [#02326375]
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catholic, that's where the money is.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 08:49 [#02326378]
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catholic is a bit gay cos of the child rape. im thinking ill
make one up. its real easy you just have to hate on stuff
and talk real loud. i can so do that!
actually nah. buddist


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 08:53 [#02326381]
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I'm in the bath I can see my willy


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-09-15 08:53 [#02326382]
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i have a buddist friend. they pray all the day in front of a
piece of paper and believe in karma. actually its japanese
buddism, shaolin monks are way cooler


 

offline hexane on 2009-09-15 08:56 [#02326383]
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atlah!


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 09:05 [#02326386]
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Aw bless you larn,have you only just found out its not just
to wee through?


 

offline Indeksical from Phobiazero Damage Control (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 09:14 [#02326392]
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I reckon those Heavens Gate bods would be right up your
street. Not many of them around now though so you might have
to start up your own branch.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 09:16 [#02326394]
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Well this morning I went to pee and I had to stand way far
away from the toilet


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-15 09:21 [#02326398]
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i have the instict to follow a religion


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 09:31 [#02326404]
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good instinct


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-09-15 09:33 [#02326407]
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only animals follow istincts


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-15 09:35 [#02326409]
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is that quoted from some sacred book?


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-15 09:37 [#02326410]
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i just invented a new commandment, reach 8000 and take a
break,


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-09-15 09:40 [#02326412]
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no


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 09:41 [#02326413]
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Toutes les religions sont de armes des destruction!
One should only believe in the sacred soul,the God within
yourself or the holy trinity of your inner being-heart,soul
and mind.

I think I've drank too many energy drinks.


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-09-15 09:41 [#02326414]
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sincere apologies


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 09:46 [#02326416]
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Zoroastrianism, Brahmanism, Gnosticism, Taoism, the
macro-microcosmos of Hermes Trismegistus


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 09:53 [#02326420]
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perhaps the Zoroastrianists were right, perhaps we are God
sent to this prison world loosing our faculties to
experience ourselves by a collective of simple entities


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 09:58 [#02326421]
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Did you hear that cracking sound then?Followed by a pop?That
was my brain frying.Its five o clock in the afternoon!Way
too early for frazzled synapses.
I think we should all just do what the Fabulous Furry Freak
Brothers advocated...
#Lets all get drunk and get nay-keeeeeed...and lie in a
great big pile.#


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 10:00 [#02326422]
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we ARE animals. look at your paws. then at you mouth. then
at your cock. we stink. we are dirty scrubby beasts
pretending to be sacred.
my religion is better. we kill all the scum first (ill do
this by dressing as a buff female (fembuff) then when they
try to rape...BAM with the scissor attack!) then i talk
about how there is an enemy and we must battle them to
protect our way (more scum slayings) then i just kick back
and watch the minions pound corn and build me a castle. ill
fuck one of the kids but just one.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-09-15 10:01 [#02326423]
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christain


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 10:02 [#02326424]
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my religion has copyrighted this idea so fuckoff


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 10:03 [#02326426]
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S.C.U.M.-society 4 cutting up men.


 

offline md_geist from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-09-15 10:10 [#02326427]
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make the men wear burkhas


 

offline md_geist from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-09-15 10:11 [#02326428]
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i mean...how many virgins in heaven? thats like really sick
to want to do it with so many inexperienced and scared
girls. Not to mention all the hymen blood.


 

offline md_geist from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-09-15 10:13 [#02326429]
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I'm not anti-muslim btw. Or maybe I am... I dunno, the
self-supression is just breathtaking.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 10:13 [#02326430]
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hehe


 

offline md_geist from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-09-15 10:14 [#02326431]
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'Funk Release Valve' is a weird Drexciya track.Like they is
just palying around and hving a fun. Do muslims ever have a
fun?


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 10:14 [#02326432]
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religion is fruitless


 

offline md_geist from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-09-15 10:15 [#02326434]
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It's OK, i dislike christians more.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 10:21 [#02326436]
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religion has meaning beyond your empty lives. i cut you with
scissors!!!


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-15 10:23 [#02326438]
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what if instict can be translated to recognize changes of x
condition with/within your environment and act by
consequence? just like animals do


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-09-15 10:24 [#02326440]
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animals are way more intelligent than humans


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 10:33 [#02326446]
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Wouldnt it be logical to use knife or other tool instead?
Religion is for people who want to believe, but not slove
problems.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 10:35 [#02326448]
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scissors are more crude and scary. my cutter of choice
religion! (but i truly believe)


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-09-15 10:37 [#02326450]
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i think they do, but it mite be a different version of fun
to ours. i think all that wailing and stuff when they be
praying is an expression of fun and joy, not sure tho.


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 10:40 [#02326451]
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its cind of self hypnosis, that evrything will be alright if
if if...


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 10:42 [#02326453]
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you all subscribe to something. choose chritianity its
pretty cool


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 10:42 [#02326454]
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its kind ol logical ifs combined in closed loop, if you
enter it and falow instructions you cant escape.


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 10:43 [#02326456]
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blindness its what I found in religion


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 10:47 [#02326458]
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people need religion and I dont know why. People can live in
peace and love without any religion.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 10:48 [#02326460]
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leadership is not blindness. perhaps you are lucky enough to
know for yourself.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-09-15 10:48 [#02326462]
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well don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. i think
there is a lot of valid reasons to be cynical or skeptical
about religion, based on what people do with it. just
deciding if you want to believe in or seek out God is
different from joining a religion though.


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 11:25 [#02326482]
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Buddhism is cool. I should get back into that. It didn't
change my life as quickly as I thought it would, though.
Unfortunately, it takes a lot of work and time to get a lot
out of it, just like anything else... :(

Bud. is still rather cool, though.

Making up your own religion is coolio too, though! ^^

I would join your religion Ampi, lulz. You're intelligent
enough to lead people, I guess.

What are your principles?


 


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