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offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 11:26 [#02326484]
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Lol- yeah, Ampi just pretty much described Christianity. ^^


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 11:27 [#02326485]
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haha stoppit you slag!


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 11:28 [#02326486]
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My supervisor where I used to work formed his own religion.
he had a website and everything! :)


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-09-15 11:44 [#02326492]
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I just realized the coolest religion is the forceâ„¢, you
know you can trow lightings and choke people


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 11:48 [#02326495]
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what does the force say about sex and stuff? im
looking for a religion where i dont have to hate my cock


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-09-15 11:50 [#02326496]
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you get a lightsaber when you sign up, so you don't need the
penis anymore


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 11:55 [#02326497]
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a brighter cock. you dont have to imagine...its all possible
with the FORCE!


 

offline mermaidman on 2009-09-15 12:05 [#02326498]
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get outta here dewey! you aint no part o' this shit!


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 12:16 [#02326500]
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You have to join religion whitch is apart from church,
becouse church misrepresenting words of Jesus.


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 12:41 [#02326513]
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die


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 12:44 [#02326516]
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I am sure he will. There is no need for words like that.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 12:56 [#02326520]
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Ying is a Buddhist


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 12:57 [#02326522]
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Whos that Ying?


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 12:57 [#02326523]
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she took me to a temple and we planted incense sticks all
around the sanctuary, it was a very peaceful and relaxing
experience.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 12:58 [#02326524]
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Ying is my gf from china


 

offline nightex from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 13:14 [#02326544]
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Is your gf practicing kongfu?


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 13:33 [#02326571]
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i can start a relegion wit this. toast n shit
me


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-09-15 13:36 [#02326574]
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ah, la musique concrète


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 13:55 [#02326585]
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yea i dunno. i was real drunk if its the night im thinking
of. i just think this shit could really capture peoples
minds


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 15:32 [#02326628]
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this is a cool idea
what if i order my tiny minded followers to construct a huge
tube that goes from the deepest part of the ocean right up
to the edge of our atmosphere and into space. once built i
will hit a button that opens both ends of the tube and the
whole sea would be sucked through it and blasted into the
vacuum of space. now that the world is sort of waterless i
can control the rationing of WATER!! i think the tube may
take a while to build and i'd have to buy mercenaries to
protect it whilst being constructed


 

offline khrimson from the fridge on 2009-09-15 15:36 [#02326632]
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mailto:roland.emmerich@hollywood.com


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-16 17:04 [#02326981]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-09-16 17:22 [#02326991]
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fucking religion! there was a yank frm nebraska chattin pur
shit about religion in the smokig yard at he pub earlier.
pure fucking filthy god ridden shit. i very nearly asked him
to shut up because his christian god spoutings were frankly
more disturbing than a ,uslim preaching pure western hate,
at least i cant understand the fuckin muzzy. this twat was
pouring out offensive x-tian bullsh. fucking god bothering
prick.

ampi, be a man. dont subscribe to and follow someone elses
guidelines. are you that spineless you cant find you own way
in life?! i hope not.


 

offline TroutMask from New York City (United States) on 2009-09-16 18:20 [#02327052]
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Has nobody suggested Jew yet?


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-16 18:21 [#02327054]
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jew aint a religion, its a business


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-16 18:32 [#02327061]
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eric


 

offline christ deburger from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-09-16 18:45 [#02327070]
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"religion is for wimps"
Gordon Gecko



 


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