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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 11:26 [#02326484]
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Lol- yeah, Ampi just pretty much described Christianity. ^^
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 11:27 [#02326485]
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haha stoppit you slag!
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 11:28 [#02326486]
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My supervisor where I used to work formed his own religion. he had a website and everything! :)
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khrimson
from the fridge on 2009-09-15 11:44 [#02326492]
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I just realized the coolest religion is the forceâ„¢, you know you can trow lightings and choke people
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 11:48 [#02326495]
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what does the force say about sex and stuff? im looking for a religion where i dont have to hate my cock
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khrimson
from the fridge on 2009-09-15 11:50 [#02326496]
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you get a lightsaber when you sign up, so you don't need the penis anymore
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 11:55 [#02326497]
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a brighter cock. you dont have to imagine...its all possible with the FORCE!
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mermaidman
on 2009-09-15 12:05 [#02326498]
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get outta here dewey! you aint no part o' this shit!
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nightex
from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 12:16 [#02326500]
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You have to join religion whitch is apart from church, becouse church misrepresenting words of Jesus.
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 12:41 [#02326513]
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die
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nightex
from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 12:44 [#02326516]
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I am sure he will. There is no need for words like that.
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 12:56 [#02326520]
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Ying is a Buddhist
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nightex
from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 12:57 [#02326522]
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Whos that Ying?
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 12:57 [#02326523]
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she took me to a temple and we planted incense sticks all around the sanctuary, it was a very peaceful and relaxing experience.
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larn
from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-15 12:58 [#02326524]
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Ying is my gf from china
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nightex
from Šiauliai (Lithuania) on 2009-09-15 13:14 [#02326544]
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Is your gf practicing kongfu?
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 13:33 [#02326571]
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i can start a relegion wit this. toast n shit me
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khrimson
from the fridge on 2009-09-15 13:36 [#02326574]
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ah, la musique concrète
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 13:55 [#02326585]
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yea i dunno. i was real drunk if its the night im thinking of. i just think this shit could really capture peoples minds
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AMPI MAX
from United Kingdom on 2009-09-15 15:32 [#02326628]
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this is a cool idea what if i order my tiny minded followers to construct a huge tube that goes from the deepest part of the ocean right up to the edge of our atmosphere and into space. once built i will hit a button that opens both ends of the tube and the whole sea would be sucked through it and blasted into the vacuum of space. now that the world is sort of waterless i can control the rationing of WATER!! i think the tube may take a while to build and i'd have to buy mercenaries to protect it whilst being constructed
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khrimson
from the fridge on 2009-09-15 15:36 [#02326632]
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mailto:roland.emmerich@hollywood.com
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Tractern
from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-16 17:04 [#02326981]
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LAZY_TITLE
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gingaling
from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-09-16 17:22 [#02326991]
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fucking religion! there was a yank frm nebraska chattin pur shit about religion in the smokig yard at he pub earlier. pure fucking filthy god ridden shit. i very nearly asked him to shut up because his christian god spoutings were frankly more disturbing than a ,uslim preaching pure western hate, at least i cant understand the fuckin muzzy. this twat was pouring out offensive x-tian bullsh. fucking god bothering prick.
ampi, be a man. dont subscribe to and follow someone elses guidelines. are you that spineless you cant find you own way in life?! i hope not.
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TroutMask
from New York City (United States) on 2009-09-16 18:20 [#02327052]
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Has nobody suggested Jew yet?
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pulseclock
from Downtown 81 on 2009-09-16 18:21 [#02327054]
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jew aint a religion, its a business
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atwood
from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-09-16 18:32 [#02327061]
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eric
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christ deburger
from helmans pr0vince (Afghanistan) on 2009-09-16 18:45 [#02327070]
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"religion is for wimps" Gordon Gecko
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