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I am the biggest fucking tool.
 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-30 17:42 [#02321202]
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you are the biggest fucking tool i know man


 

offline ijonspeches from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2009-08-30 18:02 [#02321224]
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refused to give money to a guy at my age who
hurried from one person to the other holding a
piece of paper in his hand, not talking.
i felt sorry later, but told me welfare is quite good in
our country and he shoulndt have any problems
unless hes an addict. anyway i met him again
in an agency and he came talking to me.
he was a fucking fraud!



 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2009-08-30 18:06 [#02321225]
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kung fu or st fu


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-30 18:06 [#02321226]
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Always keep a single dollar on you exactly for this
reason,know what pocket its in and just tell 'em its all you
got.
Alternatively,look mean,growl and tell them you'll bite
their fucking nose off if they dont get out of your face.
You massive tool.

(I didnt mean that,I only said it because you asked)


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-30 18:56 [#02321245]
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my advice is when you pass some shady cats like them, don't
put your head down, keep looking forward and act as
confident as you can, stick to the lit paths and walk fast,
if they look at you look right back at them with no
expression . they won't waste their time with you. but if
you look weak and submissive, they will shank ya


 

offline retape from http://retape.net (Norway) on 2009-08-30 19:15 [#02321249]
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I'd tell 'em to fuck off and keep listening to go plastic on
my ipod


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2009-08-30 19:19 [#02321250]
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yeah whenever i'm walkin around dowtown with toothless
gangstas rolin the streets, i always have this thought goin
through my mind like i have a bomb strapped to my chest, it
makes people sense your turbulence i swear.


 

offline md_geist from Man's-Chest-Yeh? on 2009-08-30 20:21 [#02321265]
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I had a very scary ex-convict say 'give me some money for a
bad and breakfast' in the middle of manchester in daylight.
i say i have no change as i always do. he said its ok,you
walk to a cash machine, and i'll change a note for you. i
said 'nah mate, i've gotta get somewhere' in a kind of
subliminal 'fuck you dude, wrong one to fuck with, i'll
fight you to the death' type way. my mate submissively gave
up a quid to him. i dont know if he would have bothered me
otherwise, but fuck him, i aint giving him nothing. if he
had gone about it in a more polite manner, then who knows.
but i wont be intimidated into giving up money. fuck him.
thats my story.


 

offline TroutMask from New York City (United States) on 2009-08-30 23:17 [#02321296]
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I never give poor people money.


 

offline big from lsg on 2009-08-31 02:04 [#02321297]
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you shouldn't care so much that you gave two instead of one
dollar


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-31 04:07 [#02321305]
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i live in a rough place, so i am used to cats trying to rob
me


 

offline Tractern from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-31 04:39 [#02321315]
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I think that's the best thing to do- stand your ground. Nice
one, man! :)


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-08-31 10:08 [#02321390]
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Surely a cat is no match for you?


 

offline yoyoyoyo from Sweden on 2009-08-31 10:14 [#02321391]
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kung fu hustle


 

offline rad smiles on 2009-08-31 17:15 [#02321550]
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carry a knife.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-31 17:22 [#02321553]
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well the other day i was walking back from the fishmonger
and....


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-31 17:23 [#02321554]
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2 of these cats tried to jump me in an alley


 

offline atwood from The Library (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-31 17:25 [#02321555]
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...cat smacker.
:P


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2009-08-31 18:22 [#02321574]
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give them some fish. Problem solved.

atwood- :D


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2009-08-31 18:27 [#02321575]
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are you going to judge every other similar experience based
upon that? if you are may i suggest suicide. even pavlov's
dog took several re-iterations. feeling sorry for yourself
becasue youre an idiot? oh boo hoo hoo. this is completely
the correct forum to post your social negligence and
ignorance on. you fucking cretin.


 


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