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And then the raccoon says 'those aren't my balls, they're my hemorrhoids.' |
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i dont know any good ones w m w. sorry |
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and just when I had put on my clothes I realized it wasn't my shirt; it was a little man called adam. |
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Your mum. |
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no your mum |
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"Well," says the man, "I just fancied an orange for a head." |
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Michael Jackson. |
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Michael Jackson. |
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Michael Jackson. |
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Jermaine Jackson. |
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Michael Jackson. |
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Michael Jackson. |
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BAN YOU!!! |
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From beyond the grave? |
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michale jackson for mod |
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michael did do it |
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ICHAEL JACKSON |
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'I don't know, but it worked for your arse.' |
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?" "A transexual." |
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, "so he says to me, back off- that's MY tranny." |
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?" "two shemales and a hermaph." |
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Then he said "Don't fart-I'm phoning from Bahrain!" |
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ok ok, lets play another game. I'll say the joke and YOU guess the punchline. What looks like a woman, feels like a woman, but has a penis like a man? |
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STUMPED YA. |
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two shemales and a hermaph? |
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I have a terrible time remembering jokes, and I only remember the punchline to a joke that was funny and had something to do with an airplane (inevitably about to crash) a priest and a rabai and that was "Well, something a bit better than a fucking bacon sandwich" |
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I only remember one or two at a time. I remember reading something about the average human only being to recall a few jokes off the top of their head and when you learned a new one it would push one of the others out. Here's the one I remember at the moment. What's black and white and dead? The nun I stabbed last night. |
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"yes I can, watch". And then a little cymbol clanging wind up monkey drove out of goatse man's ass. |
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because their knee grows |
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and then he said> , ...haha....get this...."he smelled of poo!" hahahahha ..we laughed for years afterwards. :P |
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where did the dyke policewoman go out on a saturday night? to the lesbian venue (let's be having you) yes i did just make that up :( |
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the aristocrats |
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