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C'mon im bored... |
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a guy walks into a bar...."OUCH!" |
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lisa- better to say nothing and be considered a fool then to open ones mouth and remove all doubt. homers brain- what does that mean? better say something quick or theyll think your an idiot. homer-takes one to know one! homers brain- swish! |
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Q:What do you get when you cross a chicken with a hen?? A: A bird that lays down!! .....sorry, I'm been watching The Muppet Show... |
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What'd the worst part about eating young pussy?? Removing the diaper... ---- |
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Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a kangeroo? A: Pouched Eggs!!! ......I know....I know......I won't post anymore....they're bad!! |
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That's sick! :) |
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hahhaha ........hey!! that's narsty!! hahahahh!! |
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Q: what did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for x-mas? A: cancer |
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how do you castrate a red-neck? hit his sister in the chin! |
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A man goes to the doctor's for his wife's test results... Mr Smith: I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results. Receptionist: Oh I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem. We have 2 sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which is yours. I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One set shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows AIDS. Mr Smith: That's awful! What should I do? Receptionist: The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't shag her. :) |
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A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a woman on his back. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked. "I'm a snail," the man replied. "What a load of crap!" his boss spat. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is a woman on your back?" "You've got it wrong," the man replied. "That's Michelle." |
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Its better than being pissed on. You bloody vaginal fart. |
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a GRAND FATHER AND A GRANDSON (fucking caps lock) in central park. the little boy see a dog, who's actually f*cked in the a** by another doggy. boy: hey grampa look, this dog, what is he doin'? Grampa:Er... Humm... the little dog is tired... so it asked the big one if it could just let him have a rest on its back... boy: And it fuck it in the ass to say "thanks"? |
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why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? 'cos it was dead! |
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boy and grampa are fishing and after a while the grampa catches a fish and pulls out a cigar to celebrate, boy- whats that? grandpa- why it's a cigar boy- can i have one? grandpa- well can your dick touch your ass hole? boy- no? grandpa- well than you cant have one and then the grandpa catches another fish and pulls out a beer to celebrate boy- whats that? grandpa- well its a beer boy- can i have one? grandpa- well dose your dick touch your asshole? boy- no? grandpa- well then you cant have one then after a awile the boy catches a small fish and pulls out some cookies to celebrate grandpa- hey say there , can i have one of those boy- well dose your dick touch your ass hole? grandpa- well accually it dose boy- well then you can go and fuck yourself! |
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ha ha |
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HOu hou! |
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oh i get it...it was an iron bar, thats why he said ouch! hahaaaahaa |
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Aktium you make me laugh what did the thumb say to the pinky finger? "i'm in glove with you" |
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how do you stop a clown from smiling? chop him in the face with an axe!! |
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My favourite jokes are racist or really really bad/dirty. I doubt Phobiazero would let me tell'em here. |
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aron, yours is my favorite......... Bill and his friend were walking down the street and saw a dog laying down and licking his balls.....Bill said "Boy, I sure wish I could do that" and Bill's friend said "yeah, but don't you think he'd bite you??" |
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