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offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-04 23:25 [#02312329]
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Scientists have developed a system which enables people
to stroke a chicken over the internet.

It's seen as the first step to virtual physical interaction,
reports Wired News.

The Touchy Internet system was created by researchers at the
National University of Singapore.

Users touch a chicken-shaped doll which duplicates the
actions of a real chicken through a webcam link.

Touch sensors on the doll send 'tactile information' over
the internet to a second computer near the chicken.

This computer triggers tiny vibration motors in a
lightweight jacket worn by the chicken, meaning the chicken
feels the user's touch in the exact same place as the doll
was stroked.

"This is the first human-poultry interaction system ever
developed," said Professor Adrian David Cheok who has been
developing the technology for nearly two years.

"We understand the perceived eccentricity of developing a
system for humans to interact with poultry remotely, but
this work has a much wider significance."

Remote interaction could allow people who are allergic to
dogs and cats to caress their pets remotely. Used in zoos,
it may allow visitors to pat a lion or scratch a bear.


does anyone know if you can still do it? I would like to
caress a panther or tiger safely



 

offline Terence Hill from Germany on 2009-08-05 07:07 [#02312352]
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lol

/lol


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2009-08-05 07:12 [#02312354]
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i want to scratch a bear


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-05 07:28 [#02312355]
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i want to kick the inventor online


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-05 08:20 [#02312365]
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"This is the first human-poultry interaction system ever
developed," said Professor Adrian David Cheok

They must be so glad to be first, I'm sure Sony and
Microsoft are right behind them


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2009-08-05 09:10 [#02312370]
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me too.

poor fuckin chicken, hows it gonna fly when it forced to
wear a jasket all day so some tard whos allergic to feathers
can molest it. poor poor chicken.


 

offline 1up from greater manchester (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-05 09:31 [#02312371]
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It wont be as good as the real thing.


 

offline larn from PLANET E (United Kingdom) on 2009-08-05 09:48 [#02312376]
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oh gosh to fondle the real thing mmmm


 

offline AphexAcid from Sweden on 2009-08-05 09:57 [#02312377]
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oh, the humanity


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2009-08-05 11:57 [#02312410]
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yea, sony, microsoft and the entire online dating and porn
industry are right behind them. there is a wider
significance alright..


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2009-08-05 12:19 [#02312411]
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I want to poke a panda in the eye


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2009-08-05 14:24 [#02312428]
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let me know when i can perform remote surgery on a chicken.
i'm going to give a chicken a golden beak.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2009-08-05 14:26 [#02312429]
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I'm going to give a cat a golden beak


 

offline _gvarek_ from next to you (Poland) on 2009-08-06 05:57 [#02312542]
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I'd like to distract-a-bee online.


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2009-08-06 08:24 [#02312560]
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hey rip off artist, get your own fucking remote surgery
idea, the golden beak is taken. besides, what does a cat
want with a golden beak? where's your fucking hippocratic
oath? give the cat some shiny buttons, or a jaunty sailor
cap implant.


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-06 13:50 [#02312615]
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stroke my cock online


 

offline MetallicaDude from the stazhole on 2009-08-06 13:51 [#02312617]
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get it


 


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