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I went in the kitchen and there's like 'food' and 'bowls' and shit. How in the fuck are you supposed to use these things? I mean the food is in cans and packages, how the hell do you even open it? I know what a bowl is, I'm not stupid. But are you supposed to put the 'food' in the 'bowl' or what?? Its much easier to just eat your own arms. |
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glad to see that this messageboard hasn't changed a bit. |
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eat a dick |
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there is a manual |
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you are so dumb to not be able to use a bwol. even babys can use bowls |
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YOU SO DUMB!!!!!! |
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Oh, hi guys. I was reading on xltronic.com/mb and I found this cool topic. Well, when it comes to food, and bowls, and food, my suggestion is to put the 'bowl' on top of your head and then dump the food all over the front of your shirt. I know it can be tricky, but that's how I usually eat anyway(s). Good luck! Sincerely, w M w |
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your funny ...your musiv is funny..... you is funny. :P eat your arms after you made food otherwise it even harder to make food with the no arm things. |
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As a beginning eater you should start with something soft, like your dick. |
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Tell us a story about when you were a child!!! Did you have lots of little kid friendds? pleaaaase? I'm not even tired! |
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I liked being a child and actually had friends. When you're a child, you're more of a free animal. But soon, in some institution or another, the unavoidable wave of technology and social fuckupery envelopes you and lays a parasitic wasp larva in your soul and youre left gasping 'kiiilll meee' like those guys covered in slime cocoons in that one alien movie. I was kinda like the blind melon song, backwards, in that I grew from a tree to a seed. |
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You should move somewhere new and reinvent yourself, like planting that seed in more fertile ground. Go to like Alaska or somewhere very natureish. Get a couple of dogs. Don't buy a computer, just spend all your time lifting weights and reading. Tehn go find some local prostitues and have sex with them to gain sexual stamina. |
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*best post ever* |
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