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Wizards Teeth on 2001-06-19 10:00 [#00010333] | |||||||||
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Horses are measured in "Hands". Well, my Hands are 1/45 th of a "Horse" in length. |
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Wizards Teeth on 2001-06-19 10:16 [#00010334] | |||||||||
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*************PLEASE NOTE************* This measurement will only be accurate if all horses are the same length or that my hands always stay the same height. I will proceed now to visit every horse in the world (or universe) and measure each horse in both metric measurements, imperial measurement (to please those over the age of 65) and "Hands". If I find that all horses are the same height, my mathematical theory will be conclusive. If I find that my theory is incorrect I will have to use different size hands to measure the horses or I will have to calculate a coefficient to stabilise the equation. Example: Horse = Hands + ( x - Length of Thora Hird ) x being Horse Coefficient I will keep you informed of the progress |
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no progress yet? |
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heh... you are always so positive. I, myself, love wizards teeths posts. Great bump! |
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he hasn't been posting lately...perhaps he's runing around measuring horses... |
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I too have studied this problem and I think the solution lies in applying a horse differentiation coefficient and then taking the integral of the said horse slopefield; thus calibrating the hand to match the horse effectively. |
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shit..... someone dig up the introduction of chicken paste man... his 1st post. or Ginome... find that one.. haha. |
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haha, funny stuff! :) The Baron was the best though... I miss that guy! |
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haha, teeth is funny: |
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hahahah "Theoretically it is possible to be your own dad: 1. Get egg and remove dna 2. use dna to make another egg start to produce 3. make sure second egg grows before first egg 4. whence fully developed you could be older than your dad and also be the same person Vicar - Do you wizards teeth, take wizards teeth to be your lawfully wedded husband? Wizards Teeth - I cannot vicar as I am also my father Vicar - You may now kiss the bride Wizards Teeth - I am unable to as these lips belong to myself, my dad (who is also me), that bloke off the telly. Vicar - Who pays the television liscence ? Wizards Teeth - We don't have a tv as I (both of us) and my mother who is also the same person do not have any eyes, hence we do not require televisual stimulation. That is another reason why I married myself who is infact my mother an father, I did not realise I was in a empty large bathroom when conversing. Little did I know but I was having a conversation with my echo, and arranged to meet in the same place a few times, then foolishly proposed. I think " |
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We are in the presence of great minds here :) |
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hahahaha, i love this part "Wizards Teeth - I am unable to as these lips belong to myself, my dad (who is also me), that bloke off the telly. Vicar - Who pays the television liscence ?" |
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it was a prophecy that horsefactory the paardenfabriek would arrive! |
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